Attention TEST: You are toxic, dysfunctional and in complete disarray!

[Frisbeerocker]

I feel like this is so perfect. The embodiment of TEST. Everything we do is a joke so we can get a few cheap laughs.

Drama caused by TEST? No, its just bait to see who is dumb enough to take a bite. And when you do we laugh at you endlessly.

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

Not only do we have corporate efficiency, but ivy league degrees too! YIPEE!

I resent being called ivy league. I spent 9 years in high school trying to avoid college.

 

[Montoya]

I feel like this is so perfect. The embodiment of TEST. Everything we do is a joke so we can get a few cheap laughs.

.

I really like the part where we get called "disfunctional and in complete disarray".

The most highly organized, most successful, fastest growing, smoothly operated organization with the largest twitch stream team... is in complete disarray.

The logic fails me! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

 

[Soven Taliesyn]

Sounds like a typical day. I don't see the problem. :upside_down::radioactive::yin_yang::biohazard:

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

...Completely disfunctional and in complete disarray... ...Dictatorship like now yeah?

If they didn't know that was the point of TEST before joining I can see why they were asked to leave.

I find it easiest to put it like this: TEST is the place for people who know what the acronym DILLIGAF means without really knowing what the word "acronym" actually means.

If I could charge $5 for permissions allowing use of the popcorn emoji... I would be a rich man.

:popcorn: $5

Damn it, I'm going to have to eat bread now :bread:

 

[Printimus]

If they didn't know that was the point of TEST before joining I can see why they were asked to leave.

I find it easiest to put it like this: TEST is the place for people who know what the acronym DILLIGAF means without really knowing what the word "acronym" actually means.


Damn it, I'm going to have to eat bread now :bread:

I will bring my wiener :hotdog:

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I will bring my wiener :hotdog:

I think Sung is going to charge more for Weiner than he charges for Popcorn.

 

[Printimus]

I think Sung is going to charge more for Weiner than he charges for Popcorn.

That sick fucking bastard!

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

That sick fucking bastard!

Hey, that's just good business. Supply and demand, baby.

 

[Printimus]

Hey, that's just good business. Supply and demand, baby.

I'm not demanding anything, I offered to bring my own wiener!

 

[Ammorn]

Of course Test is toxic, alcohol is a toxin, a beautiful tasty toxin that we consume copious amounts of keeping us intoxicated and functioning like oil in a well oiled machine.

 

[Hadron Xon]

Whats the difference between ejected and ejaculated? :thinking::confounded::expressionless:

 

[Maxgerber5250]

I knew it. I freaking knew it!! We're all toxic. Like mutagen. Are we gonna turn into ninja turtles?!? Fucking stoked.

I wanna be a mutant Owl


Edit: Anyone I know?

Edit edit: A Teenage Adult Mutant Ninja Nappy Owl

:grinning: LOL oh.... oh... l love you Blind Owl

 

[Vindictive69]

Hmmm... just my 2 cents... but if your gonna call people names and use bad words and denigrate the masses of testies.. umm... at least spell those words correctly please.. it is maniacal with a C not a K... sheesh.
Plus i am not sure what they are comparing it to? The little orgs? Cuz most of the other orgs seem inactive.. does that make them organized and not dysfunctional? They dont seem very smart to me.. must be why they are gone.. lol.. who in there right mind would call out a mob of 13,000+ twisted maniacal people? lol.. makes me laugh..

 

[Bruce]

other orgs seem inactive.. does that make them organized and not dysfunctional?

fcourse .. those thousands of 10- people orgs are functionally complete and 100% organized as they are decomposting in a very organized manner.

 

[WarrenPeace]

I really like the part where we get called "disfunctional and in complete disarray".

The most highly organized, most successful, fastest growing, smoothly operated organization with the largest twitch stream team... is in complete disarray.

The logic fails me! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

It's because we're just that talented. Getchu an Org that can do both!

 

[Han Burgundy]

Whats the difference between ejected and ejaculated? :thinking::confounded::expressionless:

The sexual orientation of the umpire?

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

Whats the difference between ejected and ejaculated? :thinking::confounded::expressionless:

I've never heard of an ejaculation seat

 

[maynard]

well, the Ejectee got one thing right

"This Org lives for Drama and trouble."

actually, we live for the day when we can say, "Nice system, we'll take it." and harvest all the tears

but until SC goes live we'll settle for 'Drama and trouble'

 

[FluffyVonRage]

Amusing to see that we're only ever referred to as toxic by people who don't get what they expected from attempting to manipulate/exploit us.

Almost as if.. They're the toxic ones..
projecting their own bullshit...

In an attempt to justify their own childish actions..

Hm.

Could just be out Alcohol blood content is at a point where, yes, it is actually toxic to most carbon based life, and they're trying to warn us in their own simple way.

Or they could just be a box of cunts.

Who knows.

Edit: Credit to ammorn re: Alcohol is toxic - this is why I should read entire threads before typing a witty reply.