Attention TEST: You are toxic, dysfunctional and in complete disarray!

[Montoya]

As glorious leader of the most powerful org in all of Star Citizen, I am graced with the honor of ejecting cancerous elements from our member base as to retain our high standards of being excellent at awesomeness.

One such member was recently ejected, names have been removed to protect the feelings of those involved, but I found it interesting that the term "Ivy league" is apparently an insult these days.

By ---------------: We no longer have ties to TEST and its Toxic and twisted ways! That is one very messed up group of people for the most part. Completely disfunctional and in complete disarray. This Org lives for Drama and trouble. I highly recommend avoiding ANY TEST member in future. Things have taken a maniakle twist with Montoya and his Ivy League Mods! It's a really messed up group of people. Dictatorship like now yeah?
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I dont know why, but when I was reading that, I had this song playing in my head the whole time, and now it will happen to you too!

:grin:

 

[Knucklesdeep]

DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :grin::joy::heart_eyes::japanese_goblin:

 

[Knucklesdeep]

 

[CosmicTrader]

It is so nice to be EDD-You-Ma-Kated.
I mean Ivy League educated people is an insult??????????
disfunctional --- maniakle ---- It must be difficult to be so uneducated that you do not even that Goggle will give you the correct spelling.
And we are concerned about what these people say?

Oh Please......

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

Chaos! disarray! A weeping and gnashing of teeth! My work is done here:hugging:

 

[Blind Owl]

I knew it. I freaking knew it!! We're all toxic. Like mutagen. Are we gonna turn into ninja turtles?!? Fucking stoked.

I wanna be a mutant Owl.

Edit: Anyone I know?

Edit edit: A Teenage Adult Mutant Ninja Nappy Owl

 

[SeungRyul]

If I could charge $5 for permissions allowing use of the popcorn emoji... I would be a rich man.

:popcorn: $5

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

Oh my! That was fun! This boy needs therapy!

 

[CosmicTrader]

Nappy Owl

I always knew it.

 

[Sirus7264]

Lol he got kicked for whatever reason he should just deal with it and goto another group. No need to create drama i don't have enough popcorn for all that.

 

[Blind Owl]

I always knew it.

Well shit, who doesn't like naps?!? I sure do. Also, napping will help me complete my toxic mutagen transformation into a super mutant owl.


I think. Maybe beer does that. TO THE LAB LIQUOR STORE! FOR SCIENCE!

 

[Blind Owl]

We no longer have ties to TEST and its Toxic and twisted ways!

"We" is indicative of multiple persons. Have we cut away many cancer cells? Are we still the largest? Am I scared?

 

[Printimus]

Not only do we have corporate efficiency, but ivy league degrees too! YIPEE!

 

[Blind Owl]

Not only do we have corporate efficiency, but ivy league degrees too! YIPEE!

Yeah, fuck college, Baby Owl is going to just join TEST Squadron. Yeehaw!

 

[Printimus]

Yeah, fuck college, Baby Owl is going to just join TEST Squadron. Yeehaw!

bless his poor little soul

 

[Blind Owl]

bless his poor little soul

I know right. This shit is IVY FUCKING LEAGUE! Woohoo. I already feel like a drunk frat boy.

 

[Frisbeerocker]

Oh man I'm dying this is hilarious.

This anonymous person who I totally dont know clearly has no idea what TEST stands for and has no business being here.

I fully support both banning cancer and laughing at dumb people. That's what I wake up hoping for every day.

 

[Speedkills]

I thought ejection seats were disabled for TEST pilots. How else can we measure someone's dedication?

Thanks for the song. I didn't have enough shit running through my mind lol.

 

[Han Burgundy]

No, you fools! We do not expel such waste! We must MOLD IT!

 

[Thalstan]

Test...do we REALLY want to be organized?

This is my hobby, I do it for fun....when I have time to do anything these days....

Putting things on a schedule, standing up and sitting down on the clock, doing things other than to have fun (for whatever constitutes fun for you and the people you play with, so if the above sounds fun to you, go ahead and knock yourself out...), sounds more like a job than a hobby....

I already have a job. I don't need another one.