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[Yex]

Now this is a story all about how,
My spuds got mashed, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the tater of a forum called "TEST Starch-Lair",

In a potato patch, born and boiled,
Chillin' in the earth, where I peacefully coiled,
Peelin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
And all sippin' on gravy outside the school,

When a couple of carrots, they were up to no good,
Started choppin' loud in my neighborhood,
I got in one little stew, and my peel got scared,
She said, "You're movin' your starchy skin to the forum called 'TEST Starch-Lair'",

I hailed for a fryer, and when it came near,
The license plate said "Tatertot" and it had cheese in the mirror,
If anything, I could say that this fryer was rare,
But I thought, "Nah, forget it" – "Yo, fry to the forum, TEST Starch-Lair!",

I pulled up to the forum about 7 or 8,
And I yelled to the fryer, "Yo, smell ya later",
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
Filled with a bunch of drunks reading my poem about the Potato of Starch-Lair.

@Montoya @SeungRyul

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

A splendid intro and performed in the best traditions of TEST considering you already have 296 posts :-)

 

[Sky Captain]

Welcome, Spud!

 

[Aramsolari]

Montoya stewed in a Guinness? What’s with the cannibalism?!!

 

[Yex]

A splendid intro and performed in the best traditions of TEST considering you already have 296 posts :-)

if you think about it really hard, I mean like squish your lil brain up against the inside walls of your skull and clunch your sphincter tight while mouthing the sounds, "o0Oo0hOoO0h0OooO0o" in between tinkling on a balloon as the gimp in the background masturbates to a whole bowl of salad cream; level hard

You'd see my way of thinking

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

if you think about it really hard, I mean like squish your lil brain up against the inside walls of your skull and clunch your sphincter tight while mouthing the sounds, "o0Oo0hOoO0h0OooO0o" in between tinkling on a balloon as the gimp in the background masturbates to a whole bowl of salad cream; level hard

You'd see my way of thinking

As it so happens I was on the toilet when I read this, so was doing roughly 50% of your instruction before even receiving it, however it was not required as I saw your way of thinking prior to hiring the gimp. I've thanked them for their service but have their business card if you need it?

A delightful reintroduction and as said: welcome back.

 

[BUTUZ]

Introduction 9 years late?

I think you are leadership material!!!

 

[Yex]

Introduction 9 years late?

I think you are leadership material!!!

*rustles like a cheap bin bag*

Except for Seung, he is made of wagyu.

As it so happens I was on the toilet when I read this, so was doing roughly 50% of your instruction before even receiving it, however it was not required as I saw your way of thinking prior to hiring the gimp. I've thanked them for their service but have their business card if you need it?

A delightful reintroduction and as said: welcome back.

Ew why don't you just recycle your biomass, it's 2024

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Ew why don't you just recycle your biomass, it's 2024

I live in a country where my excrement is disposed of and processed automatically for me with a fully armed and operational sewage system.

I don't have to do it manually - this isn't the 1700's.

 

[Mudhawk]

Welcome to the Squardon Vex!
I didn't see it coming,
that someone might go rhyming here,
while maliciously humming.

Potatoes I like quite a lot,
I squash them and I fry them.
Montoya infused Guisses cans?
Mate! Tell me where to buy them!

My writing isn't Shakespear
but my painting would be worse.
At least like this I can proclaim:
I'll see you in the VERSE!

 

[Yex]

Welcome to the Squardon Vex!
I didn't see it coming,
that someone might go rhyming here,
while maliciously humming.

Potatoes I like quite a lot,
I squash them and I fry them.
Montoya infused Guisses cans?
Mate! Tell me where to buy them!

My writing isn't Shakespear
but my painting would be worse.
At least like this I can proclaim:
I'll see you in the VERSE!

Drugs/10 well done