Now this is a story all about how,
My spuds got mashed, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the tater of a forum called "TEST Starch-Lair",
In a potato patch, born and boiled,
Chillin' in the earth, where I peacefully coiled,
Peelin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
And all sippin' on gravy outside the school,
When a couple of carrots, they were up to no good,
Started choppin' loud in my neighborhood,
I got in one little stew, and my peel got scared,
She said, "You're movin' your starchy skin to the forum called 'TEST Starch-Lair'",
I hailed for a fryer, and when it came near,
The license plate said "Tatertot" and it had cheese in the mirror,
If anything, I could say that this fryer was rare,
But I thought, "Nah, forget it" – "Yo, fry to the forum, TEST Starch-Lair!",
I pulled up to the forum about 7 or 8,
And I yelled to the fryer, "Yo, smell ya later",
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
Filled with a bunch of drunks reading my poem about the Potato of Starch-Lair.
@Montoya @SeungRyul
My spuds got mashed, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the tater of a forum called "TEST Starch-Lair",
In a potato patch, born and boiled,
Chillin' in the earth, where I peacefully coiled,
Peelin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
And all sippin' on gravy outside the school,
When a couple of carrots, they were up to no good,
Started choppin' loud in my neighborhood,
I got in one little stew, and my peel got scared,
She said, "You're movin' your starchy skin to the forum called 'TEST Starch-Lair'",
I hailed for a fryer, and when it came near,
The license plate said "Tatertot" and it had cheese in the mirror,
If anything, I could say that this fryer was rare,
But I thought, "Nah, forget it" – "Yo, fry to the forum, TEST Starch-Lair!",
I pulled up to the forum about 7 or 8,
And I yelled to the fryer, "Yo, smell ya later",
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
Filled with a bunch of drunks reading my poem about the Potato of Starch-Lair.
@Montoya @SeungRyul
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