[CONCERN!] SOTS 30

NaffNaffBobFace

NaffNaffBobFace

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CrudeSasquatch said:
It's been almost 3 weeks since SOTS 29!
WHERE IS GLORIOUS LEADER?
WHY HAVE WE NOT HEARD FROM HIS GLORIOUS BASS MELODIOUS VOICE?
HOW CAN WE SURVIVE WITHOUT HIS ETERNAL SHINY FOREHEAD?!
WHO WILL LEAD US?
WHAT IS UP WITH THE ALL CAPS?
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WHERE IS GLORIOUS LEADER?
Florida.

WHY HAVE WE NOT HEARD FROM HIS GLORIOUS BASS MELODIOUS VOICE?
Because he is in Florida.

HOW CAN WE SURVIVE WITHOUT HIS ETERNAL SHINY FOREHEAD?!
By waiting for him to come back from Florida.

WHO WILL LEAD US?
Montoya. From Florida.

WHAT IS UP WITH THE ALL CAPS?
Uh.... Florida?
 
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WHERE IS GLORIOUS LEADER?
Langley, discussing some deals with the CIA and TEST Squardon.

WHY HAVE WE NOT HEARD FROM HIS GLORIOUS BASS MELODIOUS VOICE?
Because he's at Langley, Florida.... top secret CIA base.

HOW CAN WE SURVIVE WITHOUT HIS ETERNAL SHINY FOREHEAD?!
Canada goes 3 months without the sun during the winter. We can survive 14 days with only the glow from our Aurora MDFs.

WHO WILL LEAD US?
Montoya. This will never change.

WHAT IS UP WITH THE ALL CAPS?
They are discussing a new capital ship for TEST Squardon. One with beer refineries and Aurora launchers. Caps are the way of the future.
 
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