[CONCERN!] SOTS 30

[CrudeSasquatch]

It's been almost 3 weeks since SOTS 29!
WHERE IS GLORIOUS LEADER?
WHY HAVE WE NOT HEARD FROM HIS GLORIOUS BASS MELODIOUS VOICE?
HOW CAN WE SURVIVE WITHOUT HIS ETERNAL SHINY FOREHEAD?!
WHO WILL LEAD US?
WHAT IS UP WITH THE ALL CAPS?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

It's been almost 3 weeks since SOTS 29!
WHERE IS GLORIOUS LEADER?
WHY HAVE WE NOT HEARD FROM HIS GLORIOUS BASS MELODIOUS VOICE?
HOW CAN WE SURVIVE WITHOUT HIS ETERNAL SHINY FOREHEAD?!
WHO WILL LEAD US?
WHAT IS UP WITH THE ALL CAPS?

WHERE IS GLORIOUS LEADER?
Florida.

WHY HAVE WE NOT HEARD FROM HIS GLORIOUS BASS MELODIOUS VOICE?
Because he is in Florida.

HOW CAN WE SURVIVE WITHOUT HIS ETERNAL SHINY FOREHEAD?!
By waiting for him to come back from Florida.

WHO WILL LEAD US?
Montoya. From Florida.

WHAT IS UP WITH THE ALL CAPS?
Uh.... Florida?

 

[Vavrik]

It's SOTS control. In https://testsquadron.com/threads/how-many-sots-state-of-the-squadron-is-it-going-to-take-before-full-persistent-universe.13224/ he voted for 65.

He and only he has the power to make it so.

 

[InfinityCircuit]

He's busy with a hangover from my homebrewed hooch.

 

[Stevetank]

WHERE IS GLORIOUS LEADER?
Langley, discussing some deals with the CIA and TEST Squardon.

WHY HAVE WE NOT HEARD FROM HIS GLORIOUS BASS MELODIOUS VOICE?
Because he's at Langley, Florida.... top secret CIA base.

HOW CAN WE SURVIVE WITHOUT HIS ETERNAL SHINY FOREHEAD?!
Canada goes 3 months without the sun during the winter. We can survive 14 days with only the glow from our Aurora MDFs.

WHO WILL LEAD US?
Montoya. This will never change.

WHAT IS UP WITH THE ALL CAPS?
They are discussing a new capital ship for TEST Squardon. One with beer refineries and Aurora launchers. Caps are the way of the future.

 

[CosmicTrader]

WHERE IS GLORIOUS LEADER?
WHY HAVE WE NOT HEARD FROM HIS GLORIOUS BASS MELODIOUS VOICE?
HOW CAN WE SURVIVE WITHOUT HIS ETERNAL SHINY FOREHEAD?!
WHO WILL LEAD US?
WHAT IS UP WITH THE ALL CAPS?

Beer
Beer
Beer
Mead

 

[Radegast74]

He's busy with a hangover from my homebrewed hooch.

Dude, you've been registered since 2015, and that was your **second** post?

You have a LOT of shitposting to catch up with...

 

[Blind Owl]

Beer me outta me.
Beer it beer it.
Beer me outta me.

 

[StdDev]

WHERE IS GLORIOUS LEADER?

 

[Printimus]

[CONCERN] ALL THE THINGS!