Dissolving RSI Test, Migration to Descendent Underground

SeungRyul

Spreader of Truth / Master of Hamsters
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Donor
Oct 30, 2013
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Hey all!

Today we made the sad decision to dissolve our RSI organization in order to fully migrate to Descent Underground. The lack of scary Goons in that universe makes our move well justified so that none of us wets our pants when a scary pirate ship comes and steal our valuable ship and cargo.


Thus we are announcing a massive RSI melt program where all members will be required to douse their wallets in Navy Strength rum and and proceed to set it on fire with gunpowder. This will finally free our wallets from the purgatory that is the RSI Feature Crawl TM and a final resting place in the depths of the underground.


Never wanted concierge service anyway.​

If you are interested in being a true TESTie and not risk becoming a heretic to be purged by @Frisbeerocker and @Barthanes please consider visiting the following button to make Mr. Peterson's dreams (of drinking margaritas on the beaches of Tajiti) a reality.



Yours Sincerely,
TEST Leadership in Exile
 

ANARCKOS

Vice Admiral
Oct 19, 2014
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after long debate with elder monkeys we have decided that space sims have no future. now I am gonna stream wow, wot, heartstone and minecraft! lol on weekends!
 

Agent_Mothman

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Aug 8, 2014
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after long debate with elder monkeys we have decided that space sims have no future. now I am gonna stream wow, wot, heartstone and minecraft! lol on weekends!
I will be asking for a refund from CIG to fund my career streaming the android version of Godus.

I hear there's big money in cellphone game livestreams.
 

Frisbeerocker

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May 31, 2014
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Let the daily execution quotas commence. I'll start with 7. If anyone has a problem with that, 12 shall be executed, instead.

Also, suggestion that TEST = Goons is heresy of the highest magnitude. Dissolution of TEST is heresy. Changing the forum theme without discussion is heresy. April 1st is heresy. Everything is heresy.

Too much heresy. Going to bed.
 
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TestBot

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Nov 2, 2013
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BEEP BEEP LEADERSHIP COMMS LEAK INCOMING:

>Seung: So Montoya, ever heard of Decent Underground?

>Montoya: No?

>S: They just gave us 2 Trillion Dollars to support them

>M: WE'RE A DECENT ORG NOW!

I knew they were shills all along. Just didn't know how soon they would turn...
 
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Groundstain

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May 23, 2014
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[FA]ambulance[/FA] Thats it I quit. I will officially resign my commision from test and join the Goon Squad. I need a group of boring law abiding individuals that do not have a sense of humor.:mad:

P.S. I love this new darker format. shame I gotta leave. :rolleyes:
 

JacknHoffa

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Nov 23, 2014
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Okay okay looks good, maybe even awsome if i say so myself. Any perks to switching or incentives possibly? I could see myself being totally straightening up for this i mean total straight not even the slightest hint of a curve like i have been with SC. I would never again Jeopardy the current op i swear, no crashing on accident or drink and fly highly recommended, shenanigans, have any contact with friends from SC, or fall a sleep at the HOTAS. Yeah totally change for, what was it called again?
 
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Feral Oxide

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Mar 13, 2015
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But wait, what will I do with the 6000 + Auroras I've stockpiled?
Oh I know, fly them into walls instead of Suns!
Yah! more crashing with beers!
Just promise me, NO FISH.
(unless they are fish sticks. yum
or fish heads fish head ooey gooey fish heads. fish heads fish heads eat them up YUM
 
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