dream uses for the Endeavor Super Collider

[DorianSkyphire]

this is a pure bullshit post.. not grounded in science or anything CIG has said.. in your wildest fantasies, what would you want to use the super collider for?

I'd LOVE to find a way to use the super collider to implode or temporarily shift exit points, for wormholes/jump points. I love the idea of having an enemy fleet about to exit on a friendly fleet/planet/system, and having it collapse, destroying the fleet in it, or randomly getting redirected and they come out in the heart of a a heavily manned/armed vanduul fleet :D

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I'm hoping I can jurry-rig mine into a cap-ship EMP. It's all electro magnets so I can't see why TEST Weapons Research Lab couldn't break modify an collider into an EMP.

Just chuck a bunch of fridge magnets into it rather than atoms is what i'm thinking.

 

[DorianSkyphire]

I'm hoping I can jurry-rig mine into a cap-ship EMP. It's all electro magnets so I can't see why TEST Weapons Research Lab couldn't break modify an collider into an EMP.

Just chuck a bunch of fridge magnets into it rather than atoms is what i'm thinking.

or magnetic beer bottle openers!

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

or magnetic beer bottle openers!

Thats the spirit! With experiments like this we'll have the Vanduul on the run in no time.

 

[Bambooza]

or magnetic beer bottle openers!

I wonder if the strong magnetic force would alter the flavor of the beer. Think we need funding for a full study.

 

[Vavrik]

I wonder if the strong magnetic force would alter the flavor of the beer. Think we need funding for a full study.

Oo I second this motion. hic. Excuse me. hic. Oh damn.

 

[DorianSkyphire]

I'd also like to use it to figure out a way to open singularities that we can use against enemies

 

[DorianSkyphire]

sometimes I think I view the supercollider as a "Ring of Wishes" from D&D :D

 

[Zapper Weisman]

Maybe it could be used to create a lot of background radiation or some other disturbance to mess with scanners. That could be used to create an area that's difficult to scan to hide a fleet/mining operation/Tests Interstellar Brewery.

 

[DorianSkyphire]

Maybe it could be used to create a lot of background radiation or some other disturbance to mess with scanners. That could be used to create an area that's difficult to scan to hide a fleet/mining operation/Tests Interstellar Brewery.

I wish I could love this post, and not just like it. That is BRILLIANT!

 

[Kiladyn]

Could we use it to fuse two different beers together? Create a SUPER BEER!

 

[DorianSkyphire]

or fuse @Blind Owl and @DirectorGunner into one sex bot?

 

[Han Burgundy]

It would be cool if you could use it as a directed gravity well that would act like a tractor beam for cap-ship sized objects......or...like...a nacho bar.

 

[DorianSkyphire]

It would be cool if you could use it as a directed gravity well that would act like a tractor beam for cap-ship sized objects......or...like...a nacho bar.

totes nachos

 

[Kiladyn]

mmmm Nachos.....

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

How to make a gravity well generator that needs a Nacho Bar to operate...?

Well they do draw people in don't they, maybe Nacho Bars are gravity well generators?

I mean, you never see two or three right next to eachother... I bet if you had five in a line you'd probably have a job escaping their pull...

 

[Vavrik]

I mean, you never see two or three right next to eachother... I bet if you had five in a line you'd probably have a job escaping their pull...

5... They call that a "food court" here in Texas. They don't bother escaping the pull, quick surrender and the singularity drives home about 30 minutes later.

 

[August]

Well a super collider is used to smash high energy particles into each other and see what happens. I think it would be neat to see the supercollider become the Incredibly Dangerous to Operate and Field Beam Weapon to end all beam weapons.

Basically smash super unstable high energy particles into each other and direct the output at The Matadors.

 

[Sirus7264]

Creating wormholes to other locations.

 

[Printimus]

I am definitely going to set my super collider up as an atomic brothel......so i can let those atoms SMASH! heh heh, get it?

Ok this was bad.