Wait till you do a mission for him and you meet his son with a -mom- tattoo...
EPIC right wing rant in Far Cry 5
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Yeah, and? I thought that's what you loved about me? :maple_leaf::owl:
French Fries? French fries? Boy they 'aint been French since they didn't join in on that war we told them to, they be FREEDOM FRIES now, and don't you forget it!
The revolutionary war would not have been won without France. Without France, there would be no freedom, only colonial tea.... and Canada.
But.. But... FREEEEEEDOM fries: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_fries
Maple syrup, sorries, and hockey for everyone!
CrudeSasquatch
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Imagine how awesome that'd be! Slavery ended 100 years early. Maple syrup mandatory in all school children's free lunch boxes. Healthcare... for the cost of 50% less taxes for the average person. And for vacations you could go to Mexico Texas...
Oh what a world we missed out on.
Stupid French.
Actually, if the colonists hadn't revolted and then the revolutionaries hadn't wasted each other, and the Finians hadn't invaded Canada to liberate Ireland, Canada wouldn't exist...
Thanks France!
CrudeSasquatch
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Also if you've ever watched the hit tv show TURN, there's this one bad British guy;
John Graves Simcoe.
He's a real jerk.
And introducing the first governor of Upper Canada, John Simcoe!
famous for;
being a British Army general
the first Lieutenant Governor of Upper Canada from 1791 until 1796 in southern Ontario and the watersheds of Georgian Bay and Lake Superior
founder of York (now Toronto)
bringer of institutions such as courts of law, trial by jury, English common law,
freehold land tenure,
and the abolition of slavery in Canada in 1810,
And currently I think @Blind Owl lives in Simcoeton... or is it Simpleton?
So yeah. Ketchup chips!
John Graves Simcoe.
He's a real jerk.
And introducing the first governor of Upper Canada, John Simcoe!
famous for;
being a British Army general
the first Lieutenant Governor of Upper Canada from 1791 until 1796 in southern Ontario and the watersheds of Georgian Bay and Lake Superior
founder of York (now Toronto)
bringer of institutions such as courts of law, trial by jury, English common law,
freehold land tenure,
and the abolition of slavery in Canada in 1810,
That's 55 years before them Yankees got to it.
And currently I think @Blind Owl lives in Simcoeton... or is it Simpleton?
So yeah. Ketchup chips!
Not to mention, no USA, no Santa Monica, and no Star Citizen!
Hey pals I am sure you noticed Zip, a weird NPC with a flame thrower, who sounded like this guy:
Probably the best fishing game I have tried!
There are some perk points for catch rare fish which makes it exciting.
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Guns, food, fine ass females. Its what its all about. Where do I sign up?
omg. catching the admiral with a mouse and key boards is ridiculous.
I read that as moose and keyboard and about went on a rant, this is America damnit!
There is something deeply satisfying about this game when one can wear a cowboy hat, have a pet cougar named peaches, a pet bear named Cheeseburger and hunt humans with a compound bow.
CrudeSasquatch
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Just like my real life.
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