- · New to Star Citizen and TEST? Introduce yourself by creating a fresh thread in this section and tell us a little about yourself!
- I am horrible at space sims and die more often than anything else. I am too lazy (honestly just incompetent) to properly set up my HOTAS so I have a pretty random key mapping that is confusing, but, also, and, additionally hilarious (is that the right number of commas?). Do we REALLY need so many keys and buttons to play this game? I crash into things a lot. Like, really a lot a lot. So that plus the beer made this group seem pretty interesting to me.
- (Inlcude your RSI handle if it is different from your forum name so we know who you are!)
- Kormak. I wanted Cormac but it was taken. I read a lot of sci-fi and enjoy Neal Asher’s Polity world. I’d like to start my first flame now by stating that Sci-fi is the best fi because Fantasy is really just romance novels for men and women with too much taste to read Harlequin Romance books. Pew Pew, shots fired.
- Where you from stranger?
- Why do you want to know this? Honestly though, the interwebs are dangerous. I read on facebook about this time that someone gave out the state they lived in and the next day Mormons AND Jehovah's Witness' knocked on their door. Coincidence? I don't think so.
- I will say my timezone is GMT -7.
- What drew you to Star Citizen?
- I like star citizen because it lets me (a 40 something married father of two who has a growing Bierbauch) pretend I am Buck Rogers, Wash, Thrace (I now have boobs from bier). Pew Pew. Also, I can just buy a new spaceship that is shiny and cool instead of earning it by working hard in the game.
- What do you look forward to most in Star Citizen? (PVP, Exploration, etc)
- Shoot things while drunk on beer and/or bourbon.
- What was the first game you remember playing?
- Peak-a-boo
- What other games do you play?
- Candyland, Sorry, Connect Four, Sleeping Queens, Beer Pong
- The Division, Diablo 3, Overwatch (sorta)
- How did you first hear about Test Squadron and what convinced you to join?
- You SPAMMED ME!! So at first I was all pissed off and was going to join and then just troll the shit out of everyone and wreak havoc. Then I got drunk and the videos made me laugh, so I guess its all good, plus I'm a lazy rager.
- Picard or Kirk?
- Picard because THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!! And I’m bald. Screw all you hairy assholes. PHRASING!
