Green Ursa Rover Giveaway Inside! (Thanks to all who donated this past month!)

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Montoya

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A big thank you to everybody that opened up there wallets under no duress at all.

After paying off some hookers and a bar tab, we have exactly enough to buy a gross green colored Ursa rover.



We thought it would be a cruel joke to force some unlucky bastard here to have to own this abomination.

Post in this thread and tell us why TEST is BEST!

Rules:
  • Make one post only
  • Any bullshit will do, don't feel that you have to out-do Director Gunner
  • You need to be a main member of TEST, no filthy affiliates.

We will draw a winner next Friday the 22nd March.
 
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Black Sunder

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We can TEST if we want to
We can leave your org behind
'Cause your org don't TEST and if they don't TEST
Well, they're no org of mine

Say, we can drink when we want to
A bar they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this verse
Leave the real one far behind

And we can TEST
Or Drink!

We can fly where we want to
The org is young and so am I
And we can drink real fast from our glass to our casks
And surprise 'em with the victory crash

Say, we can steal if we want to
If we don't, everybody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like a Criminal

And say, we can TEST we can TEST
Everything's out of control
We can TEST, we can TEST
They're doing it from bar to bar
We can TEST, we can TEST
Everybody look your Best
We can TEST, we can TEST
Everybody's taking the Rest
Safety TEST
Oh well, the safety TEST
Ah yes, the safety TEST

We can TEST if we want to
We've got our knife and brine
As long as we booze it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out fine

I say, we can TEST if we want to
We can leave your Org behind
Because your org don't TEST and if they don't TEST
Well, they're no org of mine

I say, we can TEST, we can TEST
Everything's out of control
We can TEST, we can TEST
We're doing it from Bar to Bar
We can TEST, we can TEST
Everybody look your Best
We can TEST, we can TEST
Everybody's taking the Rest

Oh well, the safety TEST
Ah yes, the safety TEST
Oh well, the safety TEST
Oh well, the safety TEST
Oh yes, the safety TEST
Oh, the safety TEST, yeah
Well, it's the safety TEST
It's the safety TEST
Well, it's the safety TEST
Oh, it's the safety TEST
Oh, it's the safety TEST
Oh, it's the safety TEST
 

DirectorGunner

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TEST is BEST
because...

Even if you're an ugly drunk lost duckling.....
You're never alone







P.S. I already bought one, so reroll so someone else can win if RNG selects me. BTW, above is Montoya Norris, if you're not in TEST, he wants you to enlist
 
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NaffNaffBobFace

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I was going to put effort into this post but I've seen some entries that are probably going to win, like Mr. Hasgaha always wins the CIG video competitions, so i'm not going to bother putting any effort in at all...

...Instead I'm going to say TEST is BEST because TEST is more than happy to let you be you. We are a laid back set of cool individuals who accept that there are those who love being at the top of the leader boards and winning competitions, and there are those who just don't see any of that as a priority. If you want to sink your time into making some incredible vid or getting a great time on Old Vanderval, go for it, knock yourself out TEST's got your back. If you want to sit around on your ass all day discussing what kind of cheese is the best, you're also in the right place.

TEST - 18,197 members can't be wrong.
 
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