Happy Birthday @Crudesasquatch!

[Blind Owl]

I'd just like to take this opportunity to wish my favourite younger brother, @CrudeSasquatch, a Happy Birthday.

It's be one whole week since he graduated basic training, and I think he's only managed to get drunk twice. So have a beer on us Crude. Have ten. Haha.

Happy Birthday brother.

 

[marcsand2]

Happy Birthday @CrudeSasquatch :beers::beers::beers:

 

[CosmicTrader]

Happy Birthday @CrudeSasquatch

Congrats on graduating from Bootcamp - I knew you could do it.

Time to get DRUNK my friend.

I look forward to all your wonderful & funny stories.

 

[FluffyVonRage]

Happy birthday mate :) Have an excellent day :D

 

[Mich Angel]

A BIG :beer: Happy Birthday @CrudeSasquatch :beers::beers::beers:

 

[CocoaSip]

Happy Birthday @CrudeSasquatch

 

[Montoya]

Happy birthday!

 

[Dragonslaya54]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @CrudeSasquatch we wish you a drunk year!

 

[BadMoonRicin]

:birthday::beers: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CrudeSasquatch !!! :beers::birthday:

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Many Happy Returns!

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Oh many THANKS guys! I'm having a blast today.
We got DRUNK last night. Had to carry a friend back to his dorm room. Tonight's my turn!
This morning I Had a dental appointment and the Captain of Dentistry fell on the ice ... and canceled my face drilling!
So I went for a coffee and as I was walking home a Sargeant yelled out if his car "You can't walk and drink at same time! It's dangerous!" So he gave me a ride. Moments later we passed a guy drinking and walking and just that very moment a MP pulled over and gave him shit. BULLET DODGED!

Oh the things I find interesting now

 

[CosmicTrader]

"You can't walk and drink at same time! It's dangerous!"

But Sarg, I'm a TESTie.

Oh the things I find interesting now

Can't wait to hear ALL of them.

 

[Printimus]

Happy happy birf day!

 

[The Fox]

I'd just like to take this opportunity to wish my favourite younger brother, @CrudeSasquatch, a Happy Birthday.

It's be one whole week since he graduated basic training, and I think he's only managed to get drunk twice. So have a beer on us Crude. Have ten. Haha.

Happy Birthday brother.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @CrudeSasquatch ! We love you all

 

[Murderer]

Happy Birthday!!

 

[DarthMunkee]

Happy Birthday! I got you this

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

Happy B-day Crude Sasquatch! Thought I saw you in the woods last week, but it turned out to be a Yeti!

 

[hardroc77]

Happy Cake Day oh Crude one! May you outlive your enemies by one day so you can piss on their graves.

"You can't walk and drink at same time! It's dangerous!"

But Sarge, I'm a Testie. Danger is what I do.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Happy B-day Crude Sasquatch! Thought I saw you in the woods last week, but it turned out to be a Yeti!

Might have been me. I am so old I'm getting white hairs

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Happy Cake Day oh Crude one! May you outlive your enemies by one day so you can piss on their graves.

But Sarge, I'm a Testie. Danger is what I do.

I need two extra days. One for peeing and one for the hangover