How do I join Test Squadron?

[marcsand2]

Welcome to TEST Spacep0d

 

[Han Burgundy]

Wait, isn't beer the goal and the mission statement?

Beer is not the mission. It is a state of being; Fuel for one's personal nirvana. Beer is no more the mission than breathing is or converting steak into poop. Beer is something that your body should naturally consume on it's own. So if: Beer=Life and Life=The pursuit of happiness, then Beer=Happiness. Are you saying that our mission statement and overall goal is happiness? Well that....that's oddly wholesome.

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[August]

Beer is not the mission. It is a state of being; Fuel for one's personal nirvana. Beer is no more the mission than breathing is or converting steak into poop. Beer is something that your body should naturally consume on it's own. So if: Beer=Life and Life=The pursuit of happiness, then Beer=Happiness. Are you saying that our mission statement and overall goal is happiness? Well that....that's oddly wholesome.

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Why does life equate to the pursuit of happiness? That seems an oddly prosaic goal.

 

[Han Burgundy]

Why does life equate to the pursuit of happiness? That seems an oddly prosaic goal.

Its just the most practical breakdown of what's going on. For example: What do we all do all day? Work, right? Why do we work? So that we can afford to buy beer. Why do we buy beer? Because it makes us happy. Therefore our daily efforts are in the pursuit of happiness (aka beer)

 

[Ammorn]

Beer is not the mission. It is a state of being; Fuel for one's personal nirvana. Beer is no more the mission than breathing is or converting steak into poop. Beer is something that your body should naturally consume on it's own. So if: Beer=Life and Life=The pursuit of happiness, then Beer=Happiness. Are you saying that our mission statement and overall goal is happiness? Well that....that's oddly wholesome.

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The real hero's are the people that turn poop and pee into steak and beer. Breaking it down and processing it into fertilizer and water to grow the grass, grains, and hops needed to produce the steak and beer.

 

[August]

Its just the most practical breakdown of what's going on. For example: What do we all do all day? Work, right? Why do we work? So that we can afford to buy beer. Why do we buy beer? Because it makes us happy. Therefore our daily efforts are in the pursuit of happiness (aka beer)

You only work to buy beer? I can’t imagine my wife and kids would be thrilled with me if I did that.

It’s possible to over-simply.

 

[atpbx]

I joined Test Squadron specifically because there was no mission statement.

If you guys are planning on doing something constructive I am out, and my JPEG Auroras are going with me.

 

[Han Burgundy]

You only work to buy beer? I can’t imagine my wife and kids would be thrilled with me if I did that.

It’s possible to over-simply.

Are you German?

 

[ShakyWater]

 

[Ganji]

Mission statement:

• Have fun
• Drink
• Be yourself
• Crash Auroras into everything including suns
• Shit post
• Drink

I think that covers it?

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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo9buo9Mtos

 

[August]

Don’t tell me how to TEST damnit!

 

[August]

Are you German?

No, I just have a terrible moustache.

 

[Deroth]

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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo9buo9Mtos

That falls under 'have fun' and 'be yourself'.

 

[Han Burgundy]

No, I just have a terrible moustache.

We've all been there, my friend.

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo9buo9Mtos

I was down with all that until he wanted to laminate women