Montoya getting ready for PAX East
I found the Real Montoya
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If you can read, yeah. I can't. Haha.
Catch me? Drink more beer!!
Good Lord. Who knew that being a social butterfly would pay off. Haha.
Magic formula? Magic and science? Together? Bad things are about to happen.
I like bad things.
Yes, you are the only first person to click that button
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
I am sorry about he play button guys I am just practicing for my new career making frustrating clickbait!
I see what you did there. Well played sir Marc.
I don't know. The tie is the wrong color.Montoya getting ready for PAX East
His other tie was at the cleaners.
Oh I see.
I do see the resemblance now. Still, he is much cleaner in that photo.
Otherwise it would have looked like that.
Montoya can also change his age at will. That's why he looks so good at 115 years young.
Hmm, you're right. Better go with the red tieOtherwise it would have looked like that.
Montoya can also change his age at will. That's why he looks so good at 115 years young.
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
But how does he fit so much beer in that syringe? Same way he fits so many Auroras in that pistol?Otherwise it would have looked like that.
Montoya can also change his age at will. That's why he looks so good at 115 years young.
All of these secrets and more are all located in Montoya's new book, I crashed my Aurora and so can you! Once Montoya gets it back from the editor, he's going to put it on sale so that we can all get better at everything using his easy 3 step program and his extraordinarily difficult 897 step program. I pre-ordered mine the second Tuesday of last week and I'm really excited to read it. It should come out Soon™.
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
Testimonial for the back cover:
"I had a wobbly table causing me grief everyday until I purchased this book. Now it's as if all the table legs are the same length and yours can be too!"