I found the Real Montoya

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Yes, you are the only first person to click that button

I set the trends, I don't follow them.

I am sorry about he play button guys I am just practicing for my new career making frustrating clickbait!

Get yourself to the TEST Propaganda Team!

 

[Dragonslaya54]

Please tell me I was not the only person sat clicking the "play" icon in that picture untill I realised it was a picture.

Your not the only one...

 

[hardroc77]

All of these secrets and more are all located in Montoya's new book, I crashed my Aurora and so can you!

Or you can enroll at Montoya University for the full course with college credits available. For a slight fee, of course.

Testimonial for the back cover:
"I had a wobbly table causing me grief everyday until I purchased this book. Now it's as if all the table legs are the same length and yours can be too!"

That'll save you from having to saw the other three legs to even them out.

 

[Blind Owl]

Testimonial for the back cover:
"I had a wobbly table causing me grief everyday until I purchased this book. Now it's as if all the table legs are the same length and yours can be too!"

"This book had no real pages. Just a flask of yellow moonshine and an illegible note scribbled in crayon."