I have invented a new drink.

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I had a spare moment at work, so made myself a warm drink, which turned out to be most unexpected.

I used a quarter of a tablespoon of coffee, a teabag brewed for 3 minutes and a third of a tablespoon of sugar.

I have named it 'cofftea' and it tastes most like Minestrone soup.

 

[Montoya]

Are you ok?

 

[Wolfy]

TEST is nothing if not innovative.

 

[marcsand2]

What about just.... beer??? Nothing wrong with that.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Are you ok?

I... I think I can hear colours...

 

[CosmicTrader]

I used a quarter of a tablespoon of coffee, a teabag brewed for 3 minutes and a third of a tablespoon of sugar.

I say old chap. Jolly good what.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I say old chap. Jolly good what.

Indubitably, my good man.

 

[Deroth]

I've read it multiple times now, I think you left out a step...which and how much alcoholic beverage did you cut with that toxic sludge?

 

[Printimus]

what the shit pickles.....

 

[JordonBrooker]

Just what I needed to kick start my morning...

 

[Deleted member 6105]

You have made a terrible mistake, last Christmas eve, I rolled into work and stepped across the street for some Timmy's, t'was early about 6am, the young lad behind the counter who I can only describe as a stoned millennial trying to relive the 60s took my order for a cup of tea.

I watched him take a bag, place it in the cup, at the 1 sugar, then proceed to pour coffee over my tea bag and hand it to me. When I pointed out his error, he simply looked at me dumbfounded and says "it's all good"

Not sure what happened next, but I seem to remember a fat man on a sled, (not that unusual, this is Canada in December) crashing through the roof screaming about the universe being undone, wielding a golden glove with glowing stones.

So, just be warned about your mystical concoction,

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Just what I needed to kick start my morning...

Cofftea appears to be a method of last resort...

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

You have made a terrible mistake, last Christmas eve, I rolled into work and stepped across the street for some Timmy's, t'was early about 6am, the young lad behind the counter who I can only describe as a stoned millennial trying to relive the 60s took my order for a cup of tea.

I watched him take a bag, place it in the cup, at the 1 sugar, then proceed to pour coffee over my tea bag and hand it to me. When I pointed out his error, he simply looked at me dumbfounded and says "it's all good"

Not sure what happened next, but I seem to remember a fat man on a sled, (not that unusual, this is Canada in December) crashing through the roof screaming about the universe being undone, wielding a golden glove with glowing stones.

So, just be warned about your mystical concoction,

Thank you for this - I have been on a journey, and have come out of the other side a changed man...

I took my first sip as NaffNaff The Grey... and emerged, after the caffeine high... NaffNaff the Brown. Because I spilled some of it down my t-shirt.

 

[Thugari]

just mix some parrot bay rum with mountain dew, I call it redneck in paradise. It's also Keg of Knowledge approved.

 

[DirectorGunner]

what the shit pickles.....

Shit pickles might actually make a real good fertilizer for his coffee and tea! What a great idea!

 

[Ammorn]

What kind of tea was it?

 

[Printimus]

Shit pickles might actually make a real good fertilizer for his coffee and tea! What a great idea!

those are the only kinds of ideas i have

 

[wmk]

Nah, I invented it a long time ago; well, to be fair: it was me and some nice young waitress at the Las Vegas McCarran Airport. I had a hot black tea and she was young, and the tea was black, and she was refilling complimentary coffee, and she did it. Black is black. My friend from India who saw this almost pissed herself ; ) Mainly because she knew how long it took me to order that tea 10 minutes before ---- let's say it's not too easy to order a tea that is not ice cold and full of ice in US.

Few years later I invented blackwine drink the same way. Red dry wine in a black glass was very dark, and pepsi was black, and it happened. But it tastes pretty cool.

 

[CaptainHandsome]

I had a spare moment at work, so made myself a warm drink, which turned out to be most unexpected.

I used a quarter of a tablespoon of coffee, a teabag brewed for 3 minutes and a third of a tablespoon of sugar.

I have named it 'cofftea' and it tastes most like Minestrone soup.

Not bad! Typical scenario: You just woke up and starting on your morning cup of coffe, to then realize it's 3pm.

 

[Sraika]

I will try this at work on monday.