I'm BACK! (in 18 hours + family time). Is SOTS 17 or 19 out yet? [CONCERN!]

[CrudeSasquatch]

Just packing up my gear. Cause I've been out cleaning up after a fire that burned down a city...
About to put my computer away. Plugged it into my phone to check if there was a SOTS out.

It's been since June 1st that I've been away, if anyone's tracking. Last I heard, Game of Thrones was over, and @Montoya was just about to deliver on SOTS 17 (Back to the SOTSure), and SOTS 19 (A tale of two missing SOTS).

I haven't had a chance to read any of my 54 New Threads notifications, and frankly, I'm disappointed that the number is so low. Have you guys been slacking?!?

Assuming that by 4PM tomorrow when I get home, I'm assaulted by @Blind Owl and family, and have to eat, and all that stuff.... I'll be attempting to read 60 days worth of posts while drunk. That seems like a lot of reading, and I'm Lazy. (And drunk)

I need quick updates!

What's news?

What excitement did I miss?

Is Squadron 42 out yet?

Is Mark Hamill really Rei's son?

Is Jenga popular again?

Has @CosmicTrader been elected as our Glorious Leader?

Does anyone else think it's SUPER SURREAL going to Pokemon Go stops that don't exist anymore because they've been burned down, but GOOGLE Analytics still says it's a popular hot spot? (Or find it ironic it's being called a 'hotspot'?) Or that there's not a single Charmander around here (probably because someone thought it would be rude).

DO TELL! DO TELL ME ALL YOUR SECRETS!

Also

[CONCERN] Intensifies!

 

[marcsand2]

I haven't had a chance to read any of my 54 New Threads notifications, and frankly, I'm disappointed that the number is so low. Have you guys been slacking?!?

Yeap

I need quick updates!

What's news?

What excitement did I miss?

Is Squadron 42 out yet?

Is Mark Hamill really Rei's son?

Is Jenga popular again?

Has @CosmicTrader been elected as our Glorious Leader?

yeap, yeap, nope, yeap, nope, pending

did the beer at Owls place finally attracted your attention.

Montoya talked about you in SOTS, quote: "he is responsible for you idiot", doesn't matter which shit you do, I the end he is responsible for it.

Welcome to TEST :D (sssht, you posted in the wrong thread, it should have been: members introduction)

 

[DrunkenTeddy]

Pogs are back with a vengeance, gotta catch em all...

 

[AstroSam]

CrudeSasquaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch !!!!!!!!!!!!!

...about damn time for your return!

:D

Okay, so you are shitposting RIGHT NOW! Thats an ORDER! :D ;)

 

[mromutt]

we have sots 18 :o

 

[Soven Taliesyn]

@CrudeSasquatch who are you? Am I supposed to remember you? Are you a spai? You seem to know quite a bit of TEST's secrets. (Not that anything is secret. If we tried someone would get and do an Internet version of screaming it across the web. It should be noted that someone in this case is ALL of TEST, especially @Blind Owl's brother, whatever his name was. Think it was Yetti or Big Foot.)

In all seriousness, I forgot what I was talking about.

 

[DarthMatter]

ALL secrets?

I'm a bastard child of one of the Asgard gods of old that can manipulate matter to my will and have been working with the Swedish government to develop futuristic weaponry and am an engineering student as a cover. I own a fully functional lightsaber and am now building a spaceship in my secret underground basement.

 

[Snakey]

OohRah, Welcome back my friend!

 

[CosmicTrader]

Just packing up my gear. Cause I've been out cleaning up after a fire that burned down a city...

Glad you are finished. Thanks for all your help.

What's news?

2.5 is in Evocati testing.

Is Squadron 42 out yet?

SOON tm

Has @CosmicTrader been elected as our Glorious Leader?

Never going to happen.

DO TELL! DO TELL ME ALL YOUR SECRETS!

I am really an Alien.

GREAT to have you back.

 

[CosmicTrader]

...about damn time for your return!

Can I go away with you next time so she welcomes me back?
Oh yeah..................
Can we leave now so we can return tomorrow?
Oh yeah..................

Damn, she reminds so much of my GF.
Now you know why I have living with her for 25 years.

 

[Arrangingstars]

Cruuuuuuuude! Knax and I have missed you so much! We have been having Crude withdrawals. You were like our main Buffy the Vampire Slayer squeeze. QQ We haven't watched any since you've been gone.

http://imgur.com/sFb3mHJ

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Game of Thrones was cancelled.
Rei turns out to be Luke Skywalker's son, not daughter.
Oh, and Montoya is most likely a drag queen judging by some of his more recent SoTS.

Other than that, not much has happened. We have all sorts of new members. OH, and we are now officially the largest Organization by Main Member count. ;3 Now, please go tickle BlindOwl's chin and high-five his baby for me!

 

[DrunkenTeddy]

Oh, and Montoya is most likely a drag queen judging by some of his more recent SoTS.

I'm confused, the other two things you said were lies, but this one is true. Very confusing.

 

[Blind Owl]

Holy shit, I'm stoked. As soon as we grab you we're going to buy all the beer, before Notley's new sin tax kicks in. After that we're looking at another 10 bucks on a 24. Gotta love the NDP.

Can't wait to see ya bro.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Of all the things I read.... I had to rate them from
AWFUL to AMAZING, descending.
BEER SIN TAX?!?!?! THAT'S AWFUL!
@Knax and @Arrangingstars haven't watched any BUFFY? That's awful!
@Montoya does drag? Yeah we all get lonely.
SOTS 18 was hilarious! Amazing!
@CosmicTrader is dating Reese Witherspoon?! AWESOME!

It's okay that some of you forgot me... even if I kept you all in my heart the entire time I was away and thought of your constantly. Especially you @Soven Taliesyn . :)

WELCOME TO TEST @DarthMatter!

See you all soon on Discord. I'm on the bus. It has WIFI!

Also... only 4 days off and then we head back. 10 schools decontaminated (4 personally /rubs shoulder), 3 to go.

 

[Dalarast]

Welcome back to the addiction.

Soooo it turns out that star citizen was a elaborate Intergalactic recruiting program. Yes we have been setup and most of us have received direct commissions into this new intergalactic military known as the UAE.

Montoya... State of the squadron... It was all government released products to increase participation in SC and to become a men's to keep moral high for the future war...

Montoya himself of a computer generated character to pull at our heart strings and get us hyped like an old Irish pub story....

We're glad your back. We need you.... The star league needs you....

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

A special high five to @Snakey @marcsand2 @Sam K Macer @DrunkenTeddy @CosmicTrader @Arrangingstars @mromutt @Blind Owl @Soven Taliesyn @DarthMatter
@Dalarast

It's good to be loved guys. /hugs
I'm going to have a beer in honour of each person that replied to this post.

 

[marcsand2]

Also... only 4 days off and then we head back.

For how long will you go back?

 

[Frisbeerocker]

SHITPOSTING

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

@marcsand2
We leave on Tuesday. I'll try to check out 2.4. Need to get me a Yellow jumpsuit now that there's persistence.

@Frisbeerocker
I'm on it boss!

 

[marcsand2]

@marcsand2
We leave on Tuesday. I'll try to check out 2.4. Need to get me a Yellow jumpsuit now that there's persistence.

@Frisbeerocker
I'm on it boss!

Yes, 4 days leave, but how long will you be gone after that leave ;)