TO: New Babbage Traffic Control
RE: Last IAE 2950's unfortunate events.
Dear New Babbage Traffic Control,
You may remember I suffered a series of unfortunate events at December 2950's (SOL 3 calendar) Intergalactic Aerospace Expo on your planet, which resulted in my losing losing my ship to security services, my reputation to a stay in Kelcher prison, many Credits trying to unsuccessfully clear my name, and nearly my life in the initial incident having been directed on to the roof of your spaceport only to have to throw myself off to my great personal injury to avoid getting higher and higher crime stats and worse standing with the UEE - falsely accused of trespass by being somewhere
you directed me to be...
I sent 4 messages for a resolution with no response by yourselves - please see
https://testsquadron.com/threads/intergalactic-aerospace-expo-2950-megathread-its-done.18108/post-352340 for my previous correspondence.
I was extremely surprised and disappointed to see Invictus 2951 was occurring at your convention centre after how vocal I have been in trying to dissuade organisations and events from using your facilities, considering the treatment I suffered at your hands.
You were, however, rather
foolish to host the 'Verses premier munitions manufacturers with a test and try event - the most potent weapons platforms known to mankind placed on display and rented out to all and sundry to take for a test drive - myself included.
Knock knock:
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I send this message from the drivers seat of this very fine and noble Tumbril Nova and would very much like you to make its acquaintance.
...Unfortunately, as you can see from the above image, I have not had much luck tracking down your main offices...
Please provide directions and I'll be
right over for a chat.
Yours eagerly,
NaffNaffBobFace.