Lil joke about release dates. Sad about 3.0

[Shinlen]

So as I've been being annoying to my friend withwhining about 3.0 delays he told me something funny So I've decided to share. So he said that 3.0 release is like a joke he read somewhere.
And it goes like this
" -Developers had announced that their new game will have 3 paid DLCs, paid multiplayer and that relase date will be delayed
-Well, that's a lot of content, what's the title?
-I dunno, It hadn't be announced yet."

 

[Stevetank]

So as I've been being annoying to my friend withwhining about 3.0 delays he told me something funny So I've decided to share. So he said that 3.0 release is like a joke he read somewhere.
And it goes like this
" -Developers had announced that their new game will have 3 paid DLCs, paid multiplayer and that relase date will be delayed
-Well, that's a lot of content, what's the title?
-I dunno, It hadn't be announced yet."

Sounds like the next Battlefield game to me.

 

[Printimus]

i dont get it

 

[Shinlen]

I'm not really good at telling jokes. But it's something like they've promised a lot of stuff and that It will be delayed even though the game wasn't yet announced, and as for Star Citizen there's just another date after another, something like this I think? Damn, not sure really It was funny for me but can't really explain it, sorry :P

 

[CosmicTrader]

i dont get it

Me neither.

 

[maynard]

i dont get it

Me neither.

OP may be over-qualified for TEST

 

[Maxgerber5250]

I still don`t get it....... What was the name of that game? I still have 2 or 3 Dollars that I haven`t spent on SC

 

[Black Sunder]

I got a joke then: Our collective hope that 3.0 will be released Soon™

 

[maynard]

I got a joke then: Our collective hope that 3.0 will be released Soon™

I don't get it

 

[Black Sunder]

I don't get it

It would have been more funny if I had said it a year ago after gamescom knowing what we do now.

 

[Stevetank]

I don't know why this is going over so many people's heads. :/

It's a funny joke! LAUGH ALREADY!

 

[Michael]

Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?

Because Ubisoft is in France.

*badumtss*

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I got the joke, I think it was a good one.

Here is the last thing I laughed uncontrollably at: I think it was 2003 when I saw it.

They were being evicted so he decided to demolish the house.

 

[Stevetank]

Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?

Because Ubisoft is in France.

*badumtss*

 

[DarthMatter]

Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?

Because Ubisoft is in France.

*badumtss*

Because no one is taking Warner brothers seriously?

Thank GOD for Jim Fucking Sterling, son!

 

[Shinlen]

I've got that feeling that I'm getting trolled here...

 

[A.Santos]

I've got that feeling that I'm getting trolled here...

By us !??!?! NOOooooooooo !

 

[Shinlen]

It was late... And I was sleepyy... Not cool guys... :P

 

[Floating Cloud]

So as I've been being annoying to my friend withwhining about 3.0 delays he told me something funny So I've decided to share. So he said that 3.0 release is like a joke he read somewhere.
And it goes like this
" -Developers had announced that their new game will have 3 paid DLCs, paid multiplayer and that relase date will be delayed
-Well, that's a lot of content, what's the title?
-I dunno, It hadn't be announced yet."

Ironic humour for the win!

:smile:

 

[supitza]

Half Life 3 confirmed.