Limericks

[FZD]

So lately I've had this urge to make terrible limericks. I'll ̶p̶o̶o̶p̶ put them here. You can too

You know, an Aurora is a sturdy ship,
How to use? Well you crash with it!
No projectile so strong,
as Aurora, 60 ft. long
with beer as a pilot, I dig it.

 

[Dragonslaya54]

What is the word?
Beer is the word!
The word of our Testie's!
We'll crash with our Besties!
Into the sun we go!

Want more? No you don't. You REALLY don't...

 

[Beerjerker]

(Dedicated to the @Blind Owl and @mromutt rivalry :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:)

There once was a poster named @Blind Owl ,
Who had grudge against a certain water fowl.
@mromutt learned some voodoo
And the foundation leaked poo-poo.
Now the owl sops up sewer with a towel.

 

[FluffyVonRage]

There's an excellent org called TEST,
often referred to as BEST,
The Pilots are pissed,
one Aurora not missed,
So be sure not to join in the rest :D

 

[Printimus]

these are terrible.

 

[Beerjerker]

these are terrible.

That doesn't even rhyme!


I'll tell a story, if I may beg your pardon,
About my first day in the Org TEST Squardon.
My Aurora did crash,
But my hopes were not dashed,
Because I now have the weirdest of hard-ons.

 

[Dragonslaya54]

these are terrible.

These are terrible
but not unbearable
just understand
the turrets must be manned
oh whats that? Your getting banned.

btw yea these are fantastically terrible monstrosities that should be released to ADI as punishment.

 

[EpilepticCricket]

these are terrible.

And wonderful at the same time!

 

[Han Burgundy]

There once was a Han
Who drank until it was gone
No more beer for you.

There's a haiku all up in your grill, son.

 

[Anni Hillator]

A thousand auroras in the sky,
Some pilots drunk, some high.

They flew and they test,
They where simply best,

But auroras must go boom, so they die.

 

[Han Burgundy]

these are terrible.

Glory be to Printimus,
His judgement cold with hidden lust.
Hardened be the heart of a critic,
buried 'neath the soul of a cynic.
Forevermore; in him we'll trust.

 

[Printimus]

Is anyone else singing these terrible limericks to the tune of Gilligan's Island?

 

[Anni Hillator]

People started to cheer
When the Auroras got very near

The target moved to slow
Auroras could crash and blow

And respawn while getting a beer.

 

[Ammorn]

Anybody want a peanut?

 

[Beerjerker]

There once was a glorious leader @Montoya ,
Who's org welcomed every miner, racer, and outlaw.
As the seasons did turn,
Amid growing [CONCERN],
If he had SOTS 16, he would show ya!

 

[Beerjerker]

TEST pilot with @TexasSkulls as a handle,
Drank so much he thought he was Vanduul.
He swung for the bleachers,
No bugs, only features,
Now @UberMonkey is a trophy on his mantle.

Context:
https://testsquadron.com/threads/bored-gamer-hit-by-aurora-test-blamed.10422/

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHoQHiaAj04

 

[Blind Owl]

(Dedicated to the @Blind Owl and @mromutt rivalry :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:)

There once was a poster named @Blind Owl ,
Who had grudge against a certain water fowl.
@mromutt learned some voodoo
And the foundation leaked poo-poo.
Now the owl sops up sewer with a towel.

My God! This is beautiful. A work of fart!

 

[FZD]

I can fondly still remember the day I joined TEST,
It was summer, nay, Autumn? Winter? I can't guess
For that day a party was afoot,
I drank myself under a stool
I really can't remember the day I joined TEST

 

[FZD]

I've heard of a cheat code, it's reading limericks
so start citing in your Aurora, you'll see extra kick
The time starts moving faster,
but your shots will go askew,
Since it's only to pass time, a silly trick!

 

[Printimus]

After the last verse of every limerick, you gotta follow up with "here on gilligan's isle, here on gilligan's island."