Mildly Offensive jokes that aren't racist and won't offend anyone, and are rated PG17 (maybe)

[Grimbli]

My problem here is I know a ton of super offensive jokes, but have to figure out how to toe the line. Cause normally I have no filter.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler

None. They'd rather sit in the dark and bitch about it.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler

None... It fell

 

[Xian-Luc Picard]

 

[SeungRyul]

User was banned for this post.

RIP Maynard

Press F to Trigger

 

[Buzz Lightyear]

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler

None... It fell

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

 

[Snakey]

My problem here is I know a ton of super offensive jokes, but have to figure out how to toe the line. Cause normally I have no filter.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler

None. They'd rather sit in the dark and bitch about it.

*ting
YOU TRIGGERED THE MODS YOU IDIOT!

 

[SeungRyul]

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.

SIR YOU HAVE TO STOP RESISTING

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Well... apparently that joke was so bad it got removed from Imgur

here read this instead

Gasp!

I can't post links proper like... and I give up.

 

[Blind Owl]

Well... apparently that joke was so bad it got removed from Imgur

here read this instead

Gasp!

I can't post links proper like... and I give up.View attachment 1539

"Monday"...says the guy who walked into the house at 2100 Sunday night with a 24 of beer. Haha.

 

[Xian-Luc Picard]

This should offend everyone here... if it doesn't, you don't belong here.

 

[Blind Owl]

This should offend everyone here... if it doesn't, you don't belong here.

I'm offended. I drink and interwebs alllll the time. It makes me TEST better. Haha

 

[MzHartz]

This should offend everyone here... if it doesn't, you don't belong here.

Some of us (meaning ME) need to use that before continuing to stream...

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

 

[Han Burgundy]

Allright, this one is a bit crude but here goes: What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler

A stick!

 

[Azmodeth]

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I cracked up once I finally read "Alderean" ..derp.

 

[Azmodeth]

So, did someone actually get Banned ?

 

[Murderer]

What does 80 year old pussy taste like?

Depends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ErnoCor]

So the single player campaign connected to star citizen, Squadron 42 was aimed to get the unsocial and single player lovers to get the game.
Doesn't that technically make Squadron 42.....
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a Personal Space Simulator











Im not sorry

 

[Egriz]

So two old ladies are sitting in a park on a bench. All of a sudden, a man ran up to them and opened his trench coat and flashed them! One of the old ladies had a stroke!

Spoiler

The other one couldn't reach