Welcome Army . Like permanent party we here also have very bad habits and the tendency to stretch reality while wearing some BCGs. Im sure we make them look much better,...after a few dozen rounds.
Simple solution (considering this is TEST), if someone is offended ask them how many beers they've had:Oh, something else that just came to my mind:
I always like to pretend I‘m quite the semi-native, having spent some time in the U.S. and all... If my English at times doesn’t hit the spot or has ambiguous meaning or an underlying current that ticks you, do not hesitate to PM me and make me aware! I like to tease at times, so it may be intentional in some cases, life would be boring without it, but I NEVER want to hurt or overstep the boundaries of good taste or privacy!
Thanks, and see you in the ’verse!
Same here, eastern neighbor, although I didn't had any professional US time.If my English at times doesn’t hit the spot or has ambiguous meaning or an underlying current that ticks you