Ninjagirl told me to go trim the grass 5hrs ago

[Bruce]

Cheers to the memory of our Glorious Leader.

Should have bought her a riding mower. I haven't been allowed to mow the lawn since I got my wife one.

And what you are doing with your free time eh ?

View: https://coub.com/view/am91b

 

[Thalstan]

HE LIVES!

either that or @NinjaGirl has taken control of Montoya's accounts.

Hail the (new or old) Glorious Leader!

 

[Montoya]

Yes, I am Montoya, this is not an AI.

beep.

 

[UbEcLoWn]

Weird. My wife's definitely of "cutting the grass" is very different from your wife's apparently.

 

[Vavrik]

Weird. My wife's definitely of "cutting the grass" is very different from your wife's apparently.

Well. She asked him to cut the grass or mow the lawn or whatever she calls whatever she wanted, and he didn't... so... she went out with the weed wacker. I'd call that a serious warning either way.

 

[Mushin]

This is more than just a threat, this is an assault on all manhood! Get it done!

 

[Black Sunder]

Montoya needs to review the specs of his couch and make appropriate adjustments.

 

[Blind Owl]

Weird. My wife's definitely of "cutting the grass" is very different from your wife's apparently.

hehehehe

 

[Blind Owl]

And what you are doing with your free time eh ?

View: https://coub.com/view/am91b

That about nails it. Hahaha

 

[cmink]

We are talking about trimming real grass? What happened to TEST? Are we ill?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

From my attempts in the garden I think I have proven myself to be unqualified either way.

 

[cmink]

From my attempts in the garden I think I have proven myself to be unqualified either way.

“The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances."
— Aristotle

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

“The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances."
— Aristotle

Whoever that guy was he obviously didn't have a push-along mower.

 

[dwbrn2]

I know you know those oh so important words..............yes dear. Better get out there and cut that lawn right! I you don't u won't be seeing any of ninjagirl's lawn until your Birthday !!

 

[Firen]

womens never forget, they NEVER forget......

 

[SeungRyul]

Yes, I am Montoya, this is not an AI.

beep.

I'm not going to even ask any questions. Hail Glorious Leader.

 

[Radegast74]

Whoever that guy was he obviously didn't have a push-along mower.

Aristotle...Aristotle...wasn't he a bugger for the bottle?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPFClJGqjBQ

 

[maynard]

when @NinjaGirl starts digging a six-foot-long hole in the back yard it will be time to worry

 

[Blind Owl]

when @NinjaGirl starts digging a six-foot-long hole in the back yard it will be time to worry

Wait, she has to DIG it? Like, by hand? Damn @Montoya, you skipped out on the lawn, now you're going to make her dig the hole? At least rent her a backhoe!

 

[Bambooza]

You're not... like in trouble, like you won't likely be in the doghouse, or sleeping on the couch for this specifially. But trouble is a kind of range. you need to equalize this, or it counts as a loss of status with your wife. Not a good situation, because they tend to pile up over time. You need to be more careful of this, especially when she's holding a week whacker lest she mistake a part of anatomy for a weed.


Yes, well you are going to be in trouble.

@Montoya, and @NaffNaffBobFace if he follows through: my advice to reduce the loss of status issue is, make dinner, and do the dishes. Anything less, and you're not equalizing the status damage.

And we all know now that @NinjaGirl is really in charge, in case there was ever any doubt.

Listen to this sage.