Ode to a Griefer

Calignosity

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Ok, I know this is alpha, and griefers are gonna grief. :slight_smile: But who says we can't turn the tables a bit?

Ode to a Griefer

I just want to test my ship
And take it for a spin.
You hover near the door
Ready to dash in.

The bored little griefer
With nothing new to do.
You steal the ships and crash them.
We have to spawn a new.

You take the ships and fly away.
Far off into space.
We stand there miffed and cursing
As you laught into our face.

If you can't just steal it,
You shoot us in the head.
Then you fly, fly away
As we lay there dead.

Well you little griefer.
I can play that game.
I climbed up into my ship
And right along you came.

Pulling up my Mobi Glass,
ICC Probe I picked.
Warming up for Quantum Leap
I knew that you were licked.

As I had expected,
You shot me in the head.
Strutting, clucking to yourself,
"It's mine now that she's dead."

But I'd uttered "Self-Destruct"
Just before I died.
Ha ha ha ya little s!*#.
There went your sweet, sweet ride!

(I love Voice Attack) :slight_smile:
 
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Mich Angel

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Awesome! This gave me a good laugh and the "picture" I got in my head when the griefer enter your ship as it blows up was very satisfying, as this is something I have done in PU many times ha ha... and it always give me a good laugh to griefe the griefer.

CHEERS! :beer: :beer: :beers:
 
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