Ode to a Griefer

NaffNaffBobFace

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I am inspired to pen a limeric or two:

There once was a griefer from Olisar,
Who thought his tactics would go far,
But while stealing a ship,
Head-shots? What a shit!
Self-Destruct did turn him to char.

There once was a griefer from Grim-Hex,
Who liked to put bullets in heads,
But repeated too much?
What a predictable touch!
Self-Distructed now inspires many threads.

Thank you for your wonderful Ode, I have not penned a poetic verse in over a decade :)
 

maynard

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See....I knew I'd love this org....culture...class....love of the fine arts....

(Wait! Don't ban me! I was just teasing!)
don't worry about getting banned, it happens so rarely

worry about being laughed at

we will laugh with you or at you, depending on your posts
 

Blind Owl

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See....I knew I'd love this org....culture...class....love of the fine arts....

(Wait! Don't ban me! I was just teasing!)
don't worry about getting banned, it happens so rarely

worry about being laughed at

we will laugh with you or at you, depending on your posts
I get a lot of the latter. Comes with being Canadian eh.
And a child. And drunk. And a TESTie.
 

NaffNaffBobFace

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Must've. Can't possibly be us. I'm going for more beer. Need anything?
I've heared about these weird pub-snack things that are like a bread-stick twisted round on itself. We don't have them over here, if you can bring me further information i'd be greatful, i think they are called Pritsells.

We have Twigglets, which are twigs dipped in Marmite, which is why most of the UK's bars and pubs have closed now, as the snacks are just so awful... if you can compare pritsells to Twigglets that'd be great, my idea is maybe I can revive pub-culture with this new exotic foodstuff...
 

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I've heared about these weird pub-snack things that are like a bread-stick twisted round on itself. We don't have them over here, if you can bring me further information i'd be greatful, i think they are called Pritsells.

We have Twigglets, which are twigs dipped in Marmite, which is why most of the UK's bars and pubs have closed now, as the snacks are just so awful... if you can compare pritsells to Twigglets that'd be great, my idea is maybe I can revive pub-culture with this new exotic foodstuff...
Refer to Shadow Reapers post. Mmmm.
My god Jim, it's glorious.
The wise was a total compliment. It is all how you look at it....WAY better to be a wise( ass) than a dumb (sh*t). See.....a compliment. :slight_smile:
She complimented us? How dare she!! I am offended. Triggered. Outraged. Flattered. Indignant.

Me ol' pappy used to say, "if you're going to be an ass, it's best to be a smart ass."


I like you @Calignosity. You're alright by me. For whatever that's worth. Haha
 
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