Ode to a Griefer

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I am inspired to pen a limeric or two:

There once was a griefer from Olisar,
Who thought his tactics would go far,
But while stealing a ship,
Head-shots? What a shit!
Self-Destruct did turn him to char.

There once was a griefer from Grim-Hex,
Who liked to put bullets in heads,
But repeated too much?
What a predictable touch!
Self-Distructed now inspires many threads.

Thank you for your wonderful Ode, I have not penned a poetic verse in over a decade :)

 

[hardroc77]

Sorry....this was nothing like good poetry. :slight_smile:

Yes it was. Poetry is in the eye of the observer.

 

[hardroc77]

There once was a griefer from Nantucket.... :smile:

Who once sat on a porch...
Ah fucki it
I kant rhyme

 

[Calignosity]

See....I knew I'd love this org....culture...class....love of the fine arts....

(Wait! Don't ban me! I was just teasing!)

 

[Calignosity]

Thanks Hardroc. :)

Naff- well done! :)

 

[Blind Owl]

(Wait! Don't ban me! I was just teasing!)

Tease harder. This org lives on fun. The more you shitpost, the better.

True story

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Tease harder. This org lives on fun. The more you shitpost, the better.

True story

 

[Calignosity]

Well, then I will just have to try harder as the wise suggested. :D

 

[maynard]

See....I knew I'd love this org....culture...class....love of the fine arts....

(Wait! Don't ban me! I was just teasing!)

don't worry about getting banned, it happens so rarely

worry about being laughed at

we will laugh with you or at you, depending on your posts

 

[Blind Owl]

Well, then I will just have to try harder as the wise suggested. :smile:

@NaffNaffBobFace, did she just call us 'wise'? Haha, oh boy. :laughing:

 

[Blind Owl]

See....I knew I'd love this org....culture...class....love of the fine arts....

(Wait! Don't ban me! I was just teasing!)

don't worry about getting banned, it happens so rarely

worry about being laughed at

we will laugh with you or at you, depending on your posts

I get a lot of the latter. Comes with being Canadian eh.
And a child. And drunk. And a TESTie.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

@NaffNaffBobFace, did she just call us 'wise'? Haha, oh boy. :laughing:

Naaaa, must have been talking 'bout someone else. :)

 

[Blind Owl]

Naaaa, must have been talking 'bout someone else. :slight_smile:

Must've. Can't possibly be us. I'm going for more beer. Need anything?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Must've. Can't possibly be us. I'm going for more beer. Need anything?

I've heared about these weird pub-snack things that are like a bread-stick twisted round on itself. We don't have them over here, if you can bring me further information i'd be greatful, i think they are called Pritsells.

We have Twigglets, which are twigs dipped in Marmite, which is why most of the UK's bars and pubs have closed now, as the snacks are just so awful... if you can compare pritsells to Twigglets that'd be great, my idea is maybe I can revive pub-culture with this new exotic foodstuff...

 

[Shadow Reaper]

 

[Shadow Reaper]

Uses "kosher" salt, which is the same stuff we put on the roads when it ices outside, and gobs of hot mustard.

 

[StdDev]

Uses "kosher" salt, which is the same stuff we put on the roads when it ices outside, and gobs of hot mustard.

That's stupid... hot mustard is really bad for your cars paint job!.

 

[Calignosity]

Oh thanks....Now I am craving pretzels. ....and hot mustard. ....and a really good hamburger.

The wise was a total compliment. It is all how you look at it....WAY better to be a wise( ass) than a dumb (sh*t). See.....a compliment. :)

 

[Blind Owl]

I've heared about these weird pub-snack things that are like a bread-stick twisted round on itself. We don't have them over here, if you can bring me further information i'd be greatful, i think they are called Pritsells.

We have Twigglets, which are twigs dipped in Marmite, which is why most of the UK's bars and pubs have closed now, as the snacks are just so awful... if you can compare pritsells to Twigglets that'd be great, my idea is maybe I can revive pub-culture with this new exotic foodstuff...

Refer to Shadow Reapers post. Mmmm.

My god Jim, it's glorious.

The wise was a total compliment. It is all how you look at it....WAY better to be a wise( ass) than a dumb (sh*t). See.....a compliment. :slight_smile:

She complimented us? How dare she!! I am offended. Triggered. Outraged. Flattered. Indignant.

Me ol' pappy used to say, "if you're going to be an ass, it's best to be a smart ass."


I like you @Calignosity. You're alright by me. For whatever that's worth. Haha

 

[Calignosity]

@Blind Owl - Thanks! I'll be sure to keep that comment to reference 2 months from now when I am driving you nuts with questions and your pulling out your feathers asking "Who let that girl in??" :D