Of all the cults I have been in, this is the best one!

[Major Templar]

Well we've all sworn to attack your enemies without thought of our lives. Oh and a great many of us are planning a ritual of mass suicide with an Idris and the Sun. So, I think we've gotta be number 1 on the levels of commitment.

 

[Blind Owl]

mmm beer. lets have another.

Let's have all the beer.

 

[Mich Angel]

Sipping on my coffee, browsing over the glorious forums and its amazing community here, I am in awe of what you have built!

I have been in many cults over the years, but hands down, this cult here is by far my favorite!

I was talking with Tom Cruise the other day, he was interested in learning more about TEST and Star Citizen.

I gave him a brief run down, explained how we can travel to the stars and showed him around Port Olisar.

He was most impressed with the fact that a mere $27K buys you the very top level of membership!

Far cheaper than those other competing cults!

Show me a better cult and I will give you my Aurora!

Oh! :astonished: That'll be the true "Mission impossible", that actually is impossible to do... :eye::nose::eye:



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[Printimus]

Yes @Printimus

You and your wallet must make the ultimate sacrifice.

I knew this sounded too much like scientology....

 

[Printimus]

Its because you never ascended to Legatus level!

How much money is that again? I got to Grand Admiral and then got married, so game funding came to a swift limbo.

 

[Tealwraith]

I'm enjoying all the fun and games here, but once the castrations start, I'm slipping over to ADL, assuming I'm not already holding the knife...

 

[SullyQuindarius]

Just replace bliss with beer.

 

[DragonHeart]

At least we admit its a cult =)

 

[DoctorProfessor]

Alternatively;

 

[Mich Angel]

 

[Sirus7264]

i want to drink the water... i mean beer.

 

[WaterShield]

I just want to know if we are actually making TEST robes. I would totally buy that o.o

 

[Arcturos]

The Cult of Test. Where every member gets and Aurora Preaching Van, Glorious Leader poster to worship(along with a poster of Christ Roberts and his holy Legatus Pack, to which every member aspires) and the theme song is:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzcEG_JoVuo

 

[Crymsan]

Well like all good cults you do have to believe.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Ten out of ten, would cult again.

 

[Tealwraith]

If you mix the kool-aid with beer, is it a good shandy? Not that it matters.

 

[Stoutman]

I don't have a first born. Does that mean I will be getting a TEST pink slip some day?