But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of shitposting: is this the sort of forum who would put the shitpost into its own thread or its on topic? Now, a clever forum would put the shitpost into the proper thread, because it would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the shitpost in the proper thread. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the shitpost in the shitpost thread.
HOWEVER, Because shitposts come from Test Squadron, as everyone knows, and Test Squadron is entirely peopled with shitposters, and shitposters are used to having people not giving them Likes, as you are not Liked by me, so I can clearly not choose the shitpost in front of you.