I must know how this works against an Aurora.
Question: Should we buy a big ass laser gun for our org Idris-P?
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AntiSqueaker
Space Marshal
and if we recharge the laser batteries with solar or wind power, we can get a tax credit too! It's eco-friendly!
Draw giant dicks with Test logos for balls across the tops of rival Orgs bases if they don't bend the knee. Ownership has its privileges.
Or we can offer a discount for those that want laser hair removal if they use the correct Groupon coupon. They line up in a pair of lines directly in front of the outer sides of the laser's blast, then rotate while it's firing.
Now we have a class 10 weapon we can work on turning it up to 11!
Thank God, I was really worried about people thinking we where not a real Organization because we didn't have one, lol....but for real, I'm surprised if no one has one in this org being how large it is.
THIS IS BLASPHEME! We cannot shoot our sacred ship with a device such as this, our aurora's must be saved to extinguish the many suns of the verse. I recommend using an avenger instead. avengers have been a thorn in our beloved auroras side for too long, standing there flaunting itself to our auroras trying to make itself look bigger and better. we must make avengers extinct in the verse. and we can always recycle the scrap to make beer cans.
will the new gun help it fly into the sun any faster?
We all know the size 10 pp is just how the Idris feels better about itself because it’s not an Aurora.
Shadow Reaper
Space Marshal
I think the Idris has a shop where you can regularly repair all ship’s components. If that’s so you need a dedicated engineering team so you can iverclock virtually everything.
Still, I’m holding out for an M model. The Outsiders are thoughtfully tending mine at present, and expecting me to take possession at beta.
Still, I’m holding out for an M model. The Outsiders are thoughtfully tending mine at present, and expecting me to take possession at beta.
It's not the size of the gun that... oh who am I kidding it is the size
We fucking knew it!
New marketing opportunity. TEST-branded extenders.
New marketing opportunity. TEST-branded extenders.
If hit, said Aurora will end up on another server.
Our guns are so powerful, we can hit Auroras on other servers.
Not if you have enough air fresheners on hand.
Only Montoya has an Idris, everyone else is flying Auroras !
DontTouchMyHoHos
Space Marshal
I feel like when you made this thread you werent drinking. It would be obvious to do this if you were drinking. Im concerned about your alcohol intake @Montoya are you getting enough during these trying times?
Its the whole quarantine thing, he isn't getting as much attention as he is used to!
How much alcohol is there in hand sanitizer?