Quotes for TEST Squadron!

[SeungRyul]

I am working on a new landing page for TEST and wanted to aggregate some awesome quotes about this organization! Selected quotes will be immortalized for life (aka you will be internet famous).

Seung's Picky Preferences
- Around 140 Characters
- No vile profanity besmirching foul peasantry.
- Makes sense?
- About TEST.
- No selfies.

Deadline: NEW YEAR'S EVE

 

[Designated Drunk]

"Crashing and drinking are the only two things we're good at, and I'm all out of my drink!" -- Lienna

"You know that thinking thing you're doing? We don't do that here." -- Black Sunder

 

[ChenAU]

"He who knows when he be intoxicated and when he is inebriated, will be victorious." - Drunk Tzu
"Thus, what is of supreme importance in war is to plunder the enemy's grog supply." - Drunk Tsu
"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy while dunk." - Drunk Tsu

 

[halfsane]

The rumors of our competency have been greatly exagerated

 

[reavs]

"what do you mean I can't use firestorm missiles near the starfarer"

"What the !#$& is a safety?"

 

[Black Sunder]

TEST Squadron: Crack is cheaper

 

[maynard]

Test Squardon - because competence is overrated

 

[WarrenPeace]

TEST Squadron: We don't know why we joined either!
or
TEST Squadron: come for the hijinks, stay for the beer.

 

[Groundstain]

Test Squadron: Why ask why.

--I found it, now my finger stinks.--

4 out of 5 players who chew gum recomend Test Squadron.

Full tank of gas, half pack of smokes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses... Nuff said.

Prove your guidance counciler wrong. Join Test.

Controlled chaos is a reality.

Free underwear with every accident.

 

[Huegpaynis]

"Montoya's merry band of besotted space rascals" -some guy from this forum, I forget who.

 

[Designated Drunk]

"Montoya's merry band of besotted space rascals" -some guy from this forum, I forget who.

That was my .sig for a while until Black Sunder provided one of the most hilarious quotes I've seen on the forum. I think 'besotted space rascals' pretty well sums up what TEST will be in-game, though.

 

[Dalarast]

"I'm only going to pledge one ship till PU..."

 

[Admiral_Nolan]

TEST Squardron- Thoroughly enjoying our A.D.O.S. (Attention Deficit... Oooh Shiney)

 

[the_angry_angel]

"Single-handedly supporting the aloe industry through the recession"

 

[Overlord]

TEST Squadron: Crack is cheaper

TEST Squadron: Crack Squardron

 

[JBWill]

TEST Squadron: where our skill is made up and the ranks don't matter.

Our Auroras will blot out the sun.

We didn't have room for both extra fuel AND booze. So, you know, try and conserve fuel.

We're not as think as you drunk we are.

 

[Sethious]

"Seth is on, wonder how drunk he is this morning?" - Montoya everytime I log into Teamspeak.

 

[GrammarGestapo]

TO OPPOSE TEST IS BLASPHEMY; ACCEPT OUR DOMINION, ELSE REAP OUR MALEDICTION.

 

[Xyphon]

"Where am U?" -- Anon Aurora pilot
What does this button do? -- Anon Aurora Pilot before he died

 

[Mendhoxis]

I'm here to drink and fly, and I'm all out of drink. I also just crashed my Aurora into an asteroid, so really I'm just here.