Quotes for TEST Squadron!
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TEST: A drinking group with a Star Citizen problem
dunno if that has already been posted
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Overlord
Captain
We are a TESTament to how so much can be accomplished under the influence.
Our beer loaded Auroras will snuff out the sun.
Our beer loaded Auroras will snuff out the sun.
J. L. Wolf
Space Marshal
A man once said he aimed to misbehave. We don't exactly aim.
JacknHoffa
Lieutenant
"My girlfriend said there was no way i could fit my comfy Aurora in the loading bay of her Freelancer Max, but she bet a Cutlasss Black could extend his docking collar and board her just fine" - Worried boyfriend
"If you mess with the Square Don, you just messed with the the Square Don" - Square Don Bot
"Im in no condition to be flying without my brewski officer" - Test Pilot during a routine UEE traffic stop
UEE Peace Officer "Are you a Test Pilot?" Pilot "Yes" Officer "Then you know it is ILLEGAL! to be flying while not under the influence of some sort of alcohol!"
"All Test Pilots are guilty in the Court of TEST unless proven drunk" - UEE COPS opening Commentor
"A TEST Pilot has the right to be a drunk. Whatever you drink and/or Test will be excluded from the Pilots case. The Pilot has the right to a drink, if not available a TEST keg will be given by TEST court. Pilots will be judged by a jury of 1 BILLION Auroras" - TEST Rights
"To drink or Not to drink while under the command of my ship" - The hard time wasting debates of XPLOR high Command
"How much Test Brew is not enough for takeoff" - Concerned Pilot
"How much Test Brew is perfect for a successful crash landing" - Concerned Pilot
"I always win the starring contest with the sun" - Last transmission from Test Pilot
"I always have the last word" - Test Pilot's last known communication while battling an undefeated asteroid
"If you mess with the Square Don, you just messed with the the Square Don" - Square Don Bot
"Im in no condition to be flying without my brewski officer" - Test Pilot during a routine UEE traffic stop
UEE Peace Officer "Are you a Test Pilot?" Pilot "Yes" Officer "Then you know it is ILLEGAL! to be flying while not under the influence of some sort of alcohol!"
"All Test Pilots are guilty in the Court of TEST unless proven drunk" - UEE COPS opening Commentor
"A TEST Pilot has the right to be a drunk. Whatever you drink and/or Test will be excluded from the Pilots case. The Pilot has the right to a drink, if not available a TEST keg will be given by TEST court. Pilots will be judged by a jury of 1 BILLION Auroras" - TEST Rights
"To drink or Not to drink while under the command of my ship" - The hard time wasting debates of XPLOR high Command
"How much Test Brew is not enough for takeoff" - Concerned Pilot
"How much Test Brew is perfect for a successful crash landing" - Concerned Pilot
"I always win the starring contest with the sun" - Last transmission from Test Pilot
"I always have the last word" - Test Pilot's last known communication while battling an undefeated asteroid
TEST Squadron the only squadron with living Test Dummies.
Shar Treuse
Captain
Test Squad consumes %86 of humanity's alcoholic beverages in the Universe, the UEC is not impressed.
Test Squadron is responsible for %35 of all spacecraft crashes in human history.
Because of Test Squadron, ship dealers are required by UEC law to take BAC tests from buyers.
"Okay everyone ram that jerk that rammed me!" -- Recording found in ship debris lodged into astroid
Get outside and start pushing!
"DAMMIT SCOTT WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT #2 WHEN THE GRAV' FIELDS ARE OFF?! ~ NOW WE HAVE A FLOATER"
"DAWWW Mr. Glowy likes it when I pour whisky into the aquarium, look how sleepy he is!"
Test Squadron is responsible for %35 of all spacecraft crashes in human history.
Because of Test Squadron, ship dealers are required by UEC law to take BAC tests from buyers.
"Okay everyone ram that jerk that rammed me!" -- Recording found in ship debris lodged into astroid
Get outside and start pushing!
"DAMMIT SCOTT WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT #2 WHEN THE GRAV' FIELDS ARE OFF?! ~ NOW WE HAVE A FLOATER"
"DAWWW Mr. Glowy likes it when I pour whisky into the aquarium, look how sleepy he is!"
- PREDUPREZHDENIYe PREDUPREZHDENIYe PREDUPREZHDENIYe !!!
- "STUPID MOONSPEAK, CAN'T UNDERSTAND A DARN THING!!!
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J. L. Wolf
Space Marshal
"Followers of the dread god Finagle, and his mad prophet Murphy."
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belter_(Niven)
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belter_(Niven)
J. L. Wolf
Space Marshal
"Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll still hit the stars. Or that nav beacon. Maybe that asteroid. Who knows."
