I'm sorry, I'm reading this for the dozenteenth time - roundabout - and it still gives me a laugh
But now, cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye: are you *really* brothers...?
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But now, cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye: are you *really* brothers...?
Heh, heh, good question...I'm sorry, I'm reading this for the dozenteenth time - roundabout - and it still gives me a laughYou two are so awful brilliant
But now, cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye: are you *really* brothers...?
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
We're actually the same person in two different bodies. I got the hot, sexy, extremely furry body, and he got a bald head and a long..... Jacket.
I can't wait. I love information, and I'd love to know how my digital children are faring.
Only since he was born about 34 years ago. You are 34, right @CrudeSasquatch?
Hahaha, I lost that jacket in my divorce. Good thing my wife now got me a new one. :P ;)
Same person in that we both got the opposite traits from one another. He's intellectual but disorganised as all hell, and I'm just plain awesome. (I think those are opposites). Haha.
He's got the hair (I find that shit everywhere) and I got the beer belly. Opposite. Totally.
I have a wife, he's got his...ummmmm, nevermind.
I will never understand why guys would use a woman made of plastic instead of...yeah well, drinking less, doing more sports and, not least, being a little more polite - and less afraid of women. :eek::D
Night boys - have sweet dreams. Mommy's watching over you ...
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Night boys - have sweet dreams. Mommy's watching over you ...
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CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
I prefer women to rubber dolls, sure thing. I think women prefer guys that work out and have jobs to furry homeless Sasquatches. Then again, from what I understand of "Hipster" culture, I might have a chance.
So am I right here.....
Waxed Sasquatch = twin Owl? :eek:
But that terrible mustache would have to go, the unshaven look is the in thing these days, the pornstar tache is sooooo 70s.:rolleyes:
Waxed Sasquatch = twin Owl? :eek:
But that terrible mustache would have to go, the unshaven look is the in thing these days, the pornstar tache is sooooo 70s.:rolleyes:
But...but women are scary. ;)
Yup. Sure is. As am I. ;)
Egad. The imagery. Haha.
We do look quite similar I'm told.
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
That's a CHILD'S moustache he's got!
ps: People were paid hundreds of dollars a day to take orders from me, and they also had to put up with the fact that when I was giving those orders, the googly eyes on that owl are real. :)
ps: People were paid hundreds of dollars a day to take orders from me, and they also had to put up with the fact that when I was giving those orders, the googly eyes on that owl are real. :)
BEHIND THE SASQUATCH.....A TRUE STORY......
Before picture....
After the full body wax......
MY GOD.......I'M BLINDED.......PUT THE HAIR BACK ON........BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO :rolleyes:
Before picture....
After the full body wax......
MY GOD.......I'M BLINDED.......PUT THE HAIR BACK ON........BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO :rolleyes:
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
Hmmmmm more nude photos of my surface onto the internet.... I'm going to need to stop with the bad breakups
*gasp* Playmobil-land is in some serious trouble! I have to intervene!
Hey all aint been round much but I've had 4 coffees already today so I am keeping in touch with my coffee bar side!
Yeah man, nothing takes off all your body hair like being doused in kerosene and lit up. Pretty extreme measures. You should really stop pissing those ladies off so much. ;)
Watching me a classic Australian Horror movie....Wolf Creek 2 (sequel to the first duh LOL)
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4bqeT5edbs
Must say this is some good shet, would recommend to strap on your adult undergarments coz you will piss your pants! :eek:
Oddly enough the nut bag in this movie was originally on a childs show called 'playschool', god help that generation.....wait was my generation.....might explain a few things! o_O
Come one, come all, my good friend Mick Taylor sends his regards to all the international backpackers! :rolleyes:
Must say this is some good shet, would recommend to strap on your adult undergarments coz you will piss your pants! :eek:
Oddly enough the nut bag in this movie was originally on a childs show called 'playschool', god help that generation.....wait was my generation.....might explain a few things! o_O
Come one, come all, my good friend Mick Taylor sends his regards to all the international backpackers! :rolleyes:
So thats where you spend your time when your not here! :rolleyes: Can I come play? I'll be the black dragon! :D*gasp* Playmobil-land is in some serious trouble! I have to intervene!
God damn it.....just threw coffee over my Razer Blackwidow keyboard......spent like an hour pulling it apart trying to clean it all out.....atleast everything seems to work......bonus......mechanical keyboards arnt cheap and was nearly some tears! o_O
Man, hasn't anyone told you that caffeine doesn't have the same affect on computers as it does on human?
Australians. ;)
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
I liked those Australian horror films. They're cheeky! Such good fun. Australians are weird to begin with, so when you watch their horror film it's like "OH GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING!" and then you realize they're just eating crackers with some kind of weird brown paste, not what you originally thought. So classy!