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[CrudeSasquatch]

Joepie! Lifesaver :yum:

Current weather forecast in Xi'an SUNNY WITH A LOAD A SMOG! :mask:

I can't wait for the day I escape Xian space with a cargo space of endangered turtle shells. I'll growth them on my Endeavor and sell them to local balut dealers

 

[Beerjerker]

That super soldier I Shook hands with had to put up with my parents using THREE DIFFERENT CAMERAS! So embarrassing.

Don't be embarrassed. Even super-soldiers have parents. I was in Basic Training during a Mother's Day, so after a three-hour sleep and a 10 mile run and a gazillion push-ups, our Drill Sergeant made us all write nice letters to our mothers. I bet my mom still has it somewhere...

 

[Beerjerker]

WAH! Where is @Beerjerker when you need him??
This is proving difficult to find good staff at the moment.

I'm awake!

 

[Blind Owl]

Man, I hope I'm posted east so I can come to your grad. :)

 

[Beerjerker]

 

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[supitza]

Today at work we had somewhat of an unplanned cook-athon. Everybody decided to bring lots of food to work so we all ate until we almost passed out.
Yum!

 

[AstroSam]

Damn! What did you do with ya boss while eating instead of working??

 

[Beerjerker]

On an oatmeal kick lately. My breakfast is not quite this pretty, but getting close. Very nice for chilly mornings! :wink:

 

[supitza]

Damn! What did you do with ya boss while eating instead of working??

We're in a pretty liberal line of work. And our boss is human, so he likes food too.

 

[Varku]

We're in a pretty liberal line of work. And our boss is human, so he likes food too.

What? a human Boss? Lol that's ridiculus. everyone knows that all Bosses are a Version of HAL9000

 

[MzHartz]

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I don't know what this is, but I want it.

 

[Blind Owl]

We're in a pretty liberal line of work. And our boss is human, so he likes food too.

I want your job.
And your boss.

 

[supitza]

I want your job.
And your boss.

Wanna trade places? I'll move to Canada RIGHT NOW!
What do I have to do at your job? Drive tanks and stuff?

 

[AstroSam]

What? a human Boss? Lol that's ridiculus.

HA! Thought exactly the same! :smile:

Canada, yeah. Me+family definitely will make a holiday journey one day and visiting @Blind Owl and his family, get drunk, have fun - move on :smile:

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

HA! Thought exactly the same! :smile:

Canada, yeah. Me+family definitely will make a holiday journey one day and visiting @Blind Owl and his family, get drunk, have fun - move on :smile:

Sweet! Bring a 20-35 year old German Fraulein. It's the best way to distract Sasquatches

 

[Varku]

Sweet! Bring a 20-35 year old German Fraulein. It's the best way to distract Sasquatches

wait, you already want to leave the army to spent all your time with sams girlfriend?
I thought you just joined.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

wait, you already want to leave the army to spent all your time with sams girlfriend?
I thought you just joined.

Fraulein means single/unwed young woman. I think. It's like the Germans have a word for "available gal". I assume the German word for single male with a neck beard is @CrudeSasquatch

 

[Varku]

Fraulein means single/unwed young woman. I think. It's like the Germans have a word for "available gal". I assume the German word for single male with a neck beard is @CrudeSasquatch

You know, the origin of the word Fraulein lays in Germany (Fräulein)... I was well aware what you were talking about... oh wait, yeah that thing with Genderfluent Sam.... call it a lack of beer and accept my request for excuse.<3