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rogesh

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Oct 25, 2014
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Well I blew my chances with a lady because I wasn't pushy enough but I finished my apprenticeship and I'm now a full time employee in the company I learned in :D
And en extra is that it is not a temporary contract :D
 

Metal-Muffin

Space Marshal
Aug 28, 2015
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Metal-Muffin
Hellooo.. time for the 0400 coffee with my boy. No coffee for him, just a bottle of milk. So good news, I got a promotion! I think it was Confucius who once said, “with great responsibility comes great paycheck”. Anyway, need to go change a diaper. Hope everyone has a good day.
 

AstroSam

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Mar 8, 2016
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Yak - have fun! :D
Gosh, am I glad having a half-way-grown-up-11 years old boy. No diaper, just...the drills. Every f*cking day: "Keep on going!" - "Why...can't you be *liiiittle* bit FASTER?!" - "You are writing the math test TOMORROW??" - "What do you mean with "I don't need to learn"??" - "An "F"???" - "What do you mean with "you'll try harder next time"? Just...*begin* to try at least!" - "this is no cleaned up room - its a mess. I mean, an absolute mess...what do you mean with "depends on the point of view"??" - "IF YOU DO NOT DO WHAT I'M TELLING YOU IMMEDIATLY, THENNNNN....!!!!!!" - *nerve-meltdown* - and so on and so on....
I really love kids - if I can give them back into their loving parents arms after visiting time, haha ^^
 

CrudeSasquatch

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Jan 1, 2016
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CrudeSasquatch
Yak - have fun! :smile:
Gosh, am I glad having a half-way-grown-up-11 years old boy. No diaper, just...the drills. Every f*cking day: "Keep on going!" - "Why...can't you be *liiiittle* bit FASTER?!" - "You are writing the math test TOMORROW??" - "What do you mean with "I don't need to learn"??" - "An "F"???" - "What do you mean with "you'll try harder next time"? Just...*begin* to try at least!" - "this is no cleaned up room - its a mess. I mean, an absolute mess...what do you mean with "depends on the point of view"??" - "IF YOU DO NOT DO WHAT I'M TELLING YOU IMMEDIATLY, THENNNNN....!!!!!!" - *nerve-meltdown* - and so on and so on....
I really love kids - if I can give them back into their loving parents arms after visiting time, haha ^^
So we know what He says to you but how do you reply?
 

CrudeSasquatch

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Jan 1, 2016
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CrudeSasquatch
Hellooo.. time for the 0400 coffee with my boy. No coffee for him, just a bottle of milk. So good news, I got a promotion! I think it was Confucius who once said, “with great responsibility comes great paycheck”. Anyway, need to go change a diaper. Hope everyone has a good day.
YOU get PAID to change diapers?
 

Metal-Muffin

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Aug 28, 2015
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Metal-Muffin
YOU get PAID to change diapers?
I have a 3yr old, a 2yr old and a 3 month old. Now I know why daycare is so f@cking expensive- because I’m paying them to change diapers... and I have to provide their diapers. I got a promotion at my civilian position and I am now managing the annual budget for an Engineer Battalion. They don’t know about Star Citizen yet, or what a Concierge member is, so don’t tell them. :grin:

Best news is that my boss tells me that he’s grooming me to take his position in 2 years when he retires, and this puts me in line to take that position.

In other news- I’ve also been promoted on the military side to platoon sergeant. Not a big deal, but I’m an E5, and there is 1 E8, 1 E7 and 3 E6s above me. I raised this point to my Command Sergeant Major and said that this looks really bad and probably sends a poor message to the platoon, to which he replied, “So does not being able to pass your PT test.”
Now, you may be asking yourself, ‘self, isn’t this a good thing?’ To which the answer is... “meh.”
All of the Plt SGT responsibility’s, all of the PLT SGT ass chewings, and a hand receipt for $8M+ in equipment (which should be signed for by an O4 that’s sitting in that position; but that’s a whole nother story)- all at a E5 pay. For 2-3 days. Once a month. Ce’st la vie- am’I’right?! Anyway, if I pull this off without screwing it up too much, I’ll get a few good bullets on my next NCOER, so there’s that.
And how about that launch yesterday?! I had goosebumps. Pretty cool shit. A picture of Starman with the world behind him is now my wallpaper.
Anywho, hope everyone has a good one.
 

AstroSam

Barrista
Mar 8, 2016
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AstroSam
It will be as long alive as I am here, with Test Squadron AND alive ^^

Diapers...its not only the costs for the diapers (AWFUL lots and lots and lots of money...for three kids its like...did you win the lottery @Metal-Muffin :D :wink: ), but also for the waste collections charges (or what do you call this?). Since we got rid of diapers, I am able to buy spaceships. Some of them for my son, for sure, kind of diaper-compensation :grin:

So, this is humpday-evening - almost Thursday, which means almost Friday, which means its ALMOST WEEKEND, yay! :D
 
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