Semi silly side question

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I think we should start the Test Weapons Research Lab (Partly because TWRL sounds like a cool acronym) where we can theorycraft some interesting additions to the Star Citizen armoury.

"From the people that bought you the Militarised Avocado, comes..."

EDIT - It would help sales if i could spell avacado right.
 

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We are the brave scientists of TWRL, risking our lives so others can risk the lives of those they would rather not see alive any more...

I would like to forward this phenomenon for TWRL attention: The thrown playing-card. I see its use as a personal side-arm, in areas where bullets or lasers would not be prudent: strong enough to go through a person but not strong enough to go through a hull:



Ammo would be cheap, plentiful and in packs magazines of 52 cards piece making it a potential fast firing automatic weapon.
 
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strong enough to go through a person but not strong enough to go through a hull:
What about making the cards out of metal? And having a sort of magnetic launcher shoot them at even higher speeds with greater impact?
What do you mean like a normal rail gun?
 

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I was thinking more like a normal friction drive wheel to provide rotation and cardboard cards. I think if we can get the rotation high enough and the launch speed fast enough, it should slice cloth and flesh and maybe even plastic quite efficiently. The cards themselves would have a lot of energy, but the weapon itself would be classed as a low-energy system. We could sell specialist metal edged or sharpened cardboard cards, but the idea of this thing is to use the ammo to hand. A pack from the petrol station should be good enough.

I do not imagine it to be armour piercing in any way, shape or form unles the cards are modified as you say, maybe a luxury silver guilded pack you'd find laying around on an 890j... With normal cards, if you do come across someone wearing armour running away would be the option B as Combat Armour would have a lot of weight. Even in Zero G a non-armoured person is going to be able to change their momentum a lot quicker than a battle armoured person would, either needing more energy to change momentum or more time = the card thrower still has a chance to get away unless the armour wearer has better thrust nossels, in which case damaging the walls of a ship you are in with your own weapon is probably not a big concern because whoever had boarded your ship has probably cut a big hole in the side of it anyway so in that case reach for the bigger guns.

Perhaps something with the friction wheel for the spin and initial launch, and a mini tractor beam arrangement to provide additional projectile speed and directional stability out of the launcher so no need for a bulky barrel? I would imagine this thing to be fairly small little bigger than a pack of cards itself so the unit in full would be nicely pocketable?

EDIT - This would be an option for the consumer market over total destruction wartime mayhem although i cannot disagree upgrades could make it in to something of a circular saw launcher...
 
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Avocados launched in atmosphere at fractional c immediately turn to plasma, and form the basis of the "Sear Gun". It is a little known fact that avocados are the primary ammunition of searguns, which contrary to reports burn virtually instantly through most armors when formed into a shaped plasma--which is the reason for using avocados. The Vanduul plasma cannon uses similar technology but delivers a lesser load, for the avocado is mighty!
 

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"From the people that bought you the Militarised Avocado, comes..."
The TiWRL Gun. When fired upon an enemy ship, it starts it to spin uncontrollably with ever increasing g-force causing the occupants to pass out. This will make boarding raids go much smoother and without resistance.

Why not just shoot empty beer cans and bottles at a fraction of the speed of light?
Test Recycling. I like the way you think.
 
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