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Talonsbane

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Hm. Beer is always a good idea, except after you implode and die. What I would do is spray the beer into the hospital, and hope that it gets sucked in by someone worthwhile.
Completely frozen into the shapes of bullets & used in combat? Getting hit hurts at 1st, but as the beer bullets melt, they'll feel better while they bleed out. LoL
 

NaffNaffBobFace

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Now this is a plan! Chuck a crate 'o brews over the side and dive down after them, the winner is the one with the most bottles once all participants have been caught recovered by a friendly Freelancer or other back-opening ship of your choice :glorious:

This would be the invent of the first Orison Diving Club group event! What should we call it? "Beat the bottle" perhaps?
 
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Talonsbane

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Now this is a plan! Chuck a crate 'o brews over the side and dive down after them, the winner is the one with the most bottles once all participants have been caught recovered by a friendly Freelancer or other back-opening ship of your choice :glorious:

This would be the invent of the first Orison Diving Club group event! What should we call it? "Beat the bottle" perhaps?
Perhaps a TESTified Free BEER Free-fall Chugging contest starting in the skies of Orison that lasts until a participant either taps out or passes out? Multiple competitors drop out of the back of a Maxx or Cutty Black with a couple cases of beer attached to them. The 1st to finish wins, or if none finish, the last to tap or pass out win. Now we just need to able to manipulate other players with the tractor beams to draw them in after the contest ends, hopefully before they drop too far.
 

NaffNaffBobFace

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Perhaps a TESTified Free BEER Free-fall Chugging contest starting in the skies of Orison that lasts until a participant either taps out or passes out? Multiple competitors drop out of the back of a Maxx or Cutty Black with a couple cases of beer attached to them. The 1st to finish wins, or if none finish, the last to tap or pass out win. Now we just need to able to manipulate other players with the tractor beams to draw them in after the contest ends, hopefully before they drop too far.
Sounds like something to do of a Saturday afternoon!
 
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