Shit new applicants are saying
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cmdrstargazer
Admiral
I wonder if this new recruit has noticed that he might have been ninja'd of his chrome by @Chromeninja . Either way, cheers!
Based on his application, he seems to be normal, so my speculation is that he's probably got a really fun side ready to let loose & have a blast. Cheers!
He had me at the space-themed sock collection!
He had my stomach at "zero-gravity dance parties". While I enjoy roller coasters, I think that I'll attend those on an empty stomach or with only something like toast or crackers in my system. LoL
Nice long and thoughtful wall of text
minor_accident
Vice Admiral
Lots of effort and over-complication expended on something simple. I approve.
Orison!? Make sure to join us in the Orison Diving Club where we throw ourselves off platforms and.... wait.... as we plummet to our DOOM!
The winner gets a cold beer poured over the edge down to them, "for the homies". Cheers!
Hm. Beer is always a good idea, except after you implode and die. What I would do is spray the beer into the hospital, and hope that it gets sucked in by someone worthwhile.
Completely frozen into the shapes of bullets & used in combat? Getting hit hurts at 1st, but as the beer bullets melt, they'll feel better while they bleed out. LoL
Now this is a plan! Chuck a crate 'o brews over the side and dive down after them, the winner is the one with the most bottles once all participants have been caught recovered by a friendly Freelancer or other back-opening ship of your choice 
This would be the invent of the first Orison Diving Club group event! What should we call it? "Beat the bottle" perhaps?
This would be the invent of the first Orison Diving Club group event! What should we call it? "Beat the bottle" perhaps?
Perhaps a TESTified Free BEER Free-fall Chugging contest starting in the skies of Orison that lasts until a participant either taps out or passes out? Multiple competitors drop out of the back of a Maxx or Cutty Black with a couple cases of beer attached to them. The 1st to finish wins, or if none finish, the last to tap or pass out win. Now we just need to able to manipulate other players with the tractor beams to draw them in after the contest ends, hopefully before they drop too far.Now this is a plan! Chuck a crate 'o brews over the side and dive down after them, the winner is the one with the most bottles once all participants have been caught recovered by a friendly Freelancer or other back-opening ship of your choice
This would be the invent of the first Orison Diving Club group event! What should we call it? "Beat the bottle" perhaps?
Sounds like something to do of a Saturday afternoon!