You are a true TESTie! But there is an "Accepted" status written in green letters just after "Status". At least I think it's green.
Shit new applicants are saying
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... One slip of a pen, or a simple typo and that name changes completely. You could have fun with it.
But what happens if the sledge hammer doesn't fall apart but it takes down a load-bearing wall and the roof falls down? Asking for a friend living in a card board box and stealing Wi-Fi off the Cafe I'm sleeping behind. They, they're sleeping behind. Them.
Second sledgehammer related introduction... These newbies might be on to something...
...I recall Jax McCelary striking a space-mine with a sledgehammer screaming "FOR SCIENCE!" so it must be a cosmic sign another game mechanic is on the way...
Anyway, gib story plz! Wheeeeres the Blaaaaacksmith?
Aegis Hammerhead (landing gear up) + snowy slope on MicroTech = sledgehammerhead? We could race!
it looks like our only competition for new members is the Darwin Awards
With great mass comes great object crushing responsibility!
Sounds like a fun person. Is this candidate willing to do that with his Polaris while asking a fellow crew member to hold his bear while performing that TESTfied activity? If so, he's got my vote, if not, then clearly he needs another refreshment or more to help him see the glorious light of TEST in its finest extents.
meaningless question
as Captain, it's your job to give the command, "Ram that object!"
you don't need to hand off your beer to do that
What if the captain ordered the pilot to ram the object while doing a keg stand with the help of his other crew members? That would up the challenge a bit.
If he's doing a keg stand, he's not the pilot in anything but name... and you're not supposed to use help to stay upside-down. That would be cheating.
So, is he wanting to be accepted now or when we can finally get into Pyro to pick him up from his beer run gone sideways? Also, wouldn't a 5/10 score in crashing an Aurora be rather average? Scoring a 1 or 10 would be either spectacular or a complete train wreck that you just can't help but watch happen. Cheers either way!
I mean if his name is pronounced Failed Experiment... that's going to be hella fun to say in Discord.
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I always assumed the only reason I was here is because we had no standards ...
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