TEST BABY BEST BABY -My Little Turret Gunnar

[CitizenDad]

So this just happened. The wifey and made us a lil turret gunner and this is the first image of the lil baby so far. I guess it is the size of a goldfish. Only 6 more months or so and we'll start training. Woooooooot!

Also, now I has another minion for my Gaming Company. And this one works for food and diapers. Oh yeah.

 

[Montoya]

Wait.. some girl let you have sex with her?

This is totally against TEST policy!

Congrats man!

When do you find out if its a boy or girl?

 

[Adiran]

gratz man!!

 

[Trick Shot Bob]

Fantastic news mate!

Congratulations to the both of you.

 

[Jhonon1]

Well Done Slum!

What kind of names is the Wifey open to?

 

[Sol Invictus]

Wait.. some girl let you have sex with her?

This is totally against TEST policy!

Congrats man!

When do you find out if its a boy or girl?

I agree, test policy states as follows

1: that none shall know the body of a woman ' or man if thats your thing, who am i to judge' without prior written consent of our glorious leader @Montoya or one of his duly elected representatives. Failure to request prior permisdion will result in castration.

2: If said copulation having completed all prior written consent forms produces in offspring, said offspring are to pay to @Montoya a fee of no less than $15 per month

3: fee is paid in advance of copulation

4: all consent procedures are waivered if said copulation was for or part of the following.
A: occured whilst drunk
B: occured with another testie 'ewwww'
C: was for the good of the organization
D: was filmed and posted on this forum.

Congrats, which one did you complete as we have no prior written authourization, pre paid fees or proof of inhebriation.

Wheres our video!

 

[Frisbeerocker]

I agree, test policy states as follows

1: that none shall know the body of a woman ' or man if thats your thing, who am i to judge' without prior written consent of our glorious leader @Montoya or one of his duly elected representatives. Failure to request prior permisdion will result in castration.

2: If said copulation having completed all prior written consent forms produces in offspring, said offspring are to pay to @Montoya a fee of no less than $15 per month

3: fee is paid in advance of copulation

4: all consent procedures are waivered if said copulation was for or part of the following.
A: occured whilst drunk
B: occured with another testie 'ewwww'
C: was for the good of the organization
D: was filmed and posted on this forum.

Congrats, which one did you complete as we have no prior written authourization, pre paid fees or proof of inhebriation.

Wheres our video!

All copulation is for the glory of TEST because it produces more TESTies. That's one of the ways you can become a TESTie: being born into TEST.

 

[Frisbeerocker]

Sorry, got caught up in the thread.

Slumlord, congratz man!!! Best of luck. As like most other TESties, I have still yet to be potty trained.

 

[Space Monkey]

Congrats! They will tell stories of this one. Like he started flying an aurora before he could walk.

 

[Sol Invictus]

Sorry, got caught up in the thread.

Slumlord, congratz man!!! Best of luck. As like most other TESties, I have still yet to be potty trained.

who needs potty training? I play in my nappie so i never miss a moment

 

[WarrenPeace]

Congratz man!

 

[maynard]

don't let parenthood distract you from the important things, like running your barcade and giving away great hardware!

 

[Willem Default]

Congrats Slum!

 

[DontTouchMyHoHos]

Wait, having willing sex is against policy? So I need to rape my way to happiness? Congratz btw!

 

[CaptainHavoc]

Congratz you've created a lifeform that converts food to poop!!

 

[RipVanDan]

Congrats Slum, I do see some family resemblance.

 

[GrammarGestapo]

I vote to name the babe NKato

 

[AntiSqueaker]

I vote to name the babe NKato

I vote for literally anything but that.

But congrats Slumlord, you sly dog you.

 

[PhosphorusForFun]

Congrats! But don't believe the hype, mine is taking a few years to do my bidding.

 

[CitizenDad]

Wait.. some girl let you have sex with her?

This is totally against TEST policy!

Congrats man!

When do you find out if its a boy or girl?

Well, not really but they have to sleep sometime!

And why thank you folks, very much appreciated.

I think in May we find out what we are having.

Okay so now, we must pick a name. I wanted to name it either "Paul Walker Jr", in memory of my best friend who also lived his life one quarter mile at time just like I do but the wife was not having it. Then I really campaigned hard for "Christ Roberts the First" Even if it was a boy she was not having either.

So throw the name's out there! Something "spacey".