Testihol 2949 - with an unfortunate twist - SIGN UP FOR YOUR BOTTLES (Max of 10)

[darjanator]

I've already posted this in Discord, but here it is for those not in the know.

I will be attending CitizenCon this year and I will be bringing Testihol. However... my financial situation hasn't been the most stellar lately and I'm only coming with some help of JRDF (they're putting me up, so all I have to pay for the plane tickets) and it pains me to even say this, but I wouldn't mind some help financing the booze this time around.

I'm considering 10 bottles max and by my calculations it would end up around €10 per bottle (half litre black bottle with a cork and wax seal and bespoke label for the vintage).

Maybe I can drop the price a bit more, but my supplier is a really grumpy old man who doesn't even consider discounts, even for long time customers... ugh.

So, ITT please tell me if you'd like a bottle (to be delivered in person at CitizenCon 2949) and if you're ok with the whole situation.

 

[Montoya]

Im surprised Chris survived the first bottle!

 

[Kiladyn]

Sadly I cannot go but I would if I could. What do they taste like so others can know if they might like it?

 

[Shadowscout]

Definitely in for at least one bottle.

 

[Montoya]

Consider this matter taken care of.

10 bottles at 10 Euroshmekels?

Whats that?

Like $0.04 freedom dollars?

 

[darjanator]

More like 0.05!

And I wouldn't want to burden just one person with the whole amount, really.

 

[Montoya]

More like 0.05!

And I wouldn't want to burden just one person with the whole amount, really.

What burden? This is why we have donations!

 

[Montoya]

Payment sent on behalf of TESTies everywhere!

May your TESTihol not make anybody blind like last time.

 

[darjanator]

That was totally coincidental and absolutely nothing to do with this dubiously procured highly alcoholic beverage. Not at all!

So right now I've got 2 bottles signed up for. Who else wants one?

 

[Talonsbane]

I'm sorry that things have been difficult for you lately @darjanator & I pray that things improve for you as soon as possible. I also hope that you'll enjoy this upcoming CitizenCon.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Payment sent on behalf of TESTies everywhere!

May your TESTihol not make anybody blind like last time.

The whole of TEST endorses this product or service.

 

[BUTUZ]

Yes I will have a bottle please and don't mind paying 10 bucks. I would drink it towads the end of the event as I want to actually see some of the event and it's attendees, before I go blind.

 

[Printimus]

Best of luck with your testihol this year!

 

[darjanator]

Yes I will have a bottle please and don't mind paying 10 bucks. I would drink it towads the end of the event as I want to actually see some of the event and it's attendees, before I go blind.

Montoya already transferred the funds for it, any further funding is strictly voluntary.

I have put your name on the list. There's 7 bottles left!

 

[darjanator]

To be clear, with the TEST funding, there WILL be 10 bottles made (any more and it will get in the way of actually useful stuff I need to cram into my suitcase) and if there's no-one to claim them, they'll just get poured out.

Down people's throats, that is.

 

[Bambooza]

I so wish I could buy a bottle or two of this to drink myself. But perhaps we can buy them for those who are going to enjoy it?

 

[Vavrik]

To be clear, with the TEST funding, there WILL be 10 bottles made (any more and it will get in the way of actually useful stuff I need to cram into my suitcase) and if there's no-one to claim them, they'll just get poured out.

Down people's throats, that is.

I'm trying to figure out what the downside is.

 

[Talonsbane]

I'm trying to figure out what the downside is.

I'm guessing that the downside is that the bottles will eventually run out & be empty until more can be produced.

 

[ThomSirveaux]

Is it too late to reserve a bottle?

EDIT: Wait, crap, I'm not gonna be at CitizenCon...

 

[Bambooza]

Is it too late to reserve a bottle?

EDIT: Wait, crap, I'm not gonna be at CitizenCon...

I know my thoughts exactly. I even went so far as to find out what was required to ship it back to the states as I am always down in trying new drinks.