THE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER!!

[Vavrik]

Actually it's a friendly thing. Many people around the world don't understand it but you see, having too many teeth and no black eye is looked on by many Canadian women as "unattractive" in younger men.

 

[sum1]

I'm sorry he made you feel that way, but hew honestly had no reason to say sorry, so why would he? Irregardlessly, I shall apologize for him.

So sorry.

Saying sorry, and not offering maple syrup or some Tim Hortons? that is a fake Canadian right there.

 

[Blind Owl]

Sorry you had to apologize for me, mate. I should've said it in the first place. I must not be on top of my game. :grin:

I'm sorry that I apologized for you. I should have talked to you first. My bad.

Dang, now I'm sorry too, and I haven't been in Canada for 5 years.

I still pronounce sorry correctly though. And sorry but for the record, Canadians do not say A-boot instead of About. They say A-boat. They say "I" and "eye", and not ahh. as in "ah, I got something stuck in my eye", does not sound like you said "ahh, ahh gots somethaing stuk in mah ahh". We say, "ice tea" or "iced tea", and not "ass tae", and the proper word for coffee is "Timmies".

Hahaha, so many truths.

In a spirit of our Canadian courtesy I'd like to apologize for not being fast enough to apologize before owl (just in case), and also express my deepest gratitude to both of you handling it really politely :smile:

Oh boy, never apologize for not being fast enough. We all know that slow is smooth and smooth is fast. So you were basically right on time!

No wonder you guys enjoy hockey so much. Having to be polite all the time bottling up all that rage.

Maybe it wasn't London as the epicenter but Toronto.

Toronto is the center of everything. Just ask anyone from there, they'll tell you.

And yes. Much rage. Bottled very deeply.

Actually it's a friendly thing. Many people around the world don't understand it but you see, having too many teeth and no black eye is looked on by many Canadian women as "unattractive" in younger men.

This is a very true story!

Saying sorry, and not offering maple syrup or some Tim Hortons? that is a fake Canadian right there.

Says the kid from Kentucky (by way of California). Sorry you think you know us better than we do. Lemme buy you a Timmies to assuage your arrogance and we'll have a maple flavoured donut!

 

[Bambooza]

Ok Tim's maple flavored donuts were delicious.

 

[Blind Owl]

Ok Tim's maple flavored donuts were delicious.

Yeah, they sure are.

 

[sum1]

Lemme buy you a Timmies to assuage your arrogance and we'll have a maple flavoured donut!

I will be expecting it by express mail in the next few days.

 

[Greengiant506]

mmmmm Canadian maple... whats this thread about?....

sorry

 

[Blind Owl]

I will be expecting it by express mail in the next few days.

Ups tracking number is 8008135

 

[Blind Owl]

mmmmm Canadian maple... whats this thread about?....

sorry

I just made a plate of pancakes soaked in maple syrup for our little guy. It's all he eats at the moment. My wife's uncle makes the syrup himself. It's delicious.

Sorry.

 

[Bambooza]

I'm packing my bags and moving in with Owl so i can have some maple syrup pancakes in the morning. Hope you don't mind.

 

[Blind Owl]

I'm packing my bags and moving in with Owl so i can have some maple syrup pancakes in the morning. Hope you don't mind.

Nope. You can help rebuild the basement and dwell in said area. Done and done.

 

[Bambooza]

Can I rent a Mini Ex and put in a proper french drain and JDrain the walls?

 

[Blind Owl]

Can I rent a Mini Ex and put in a proper french drain and JDrain the walls?

The Jdrain on the walls is getting done right after Easter. But yes, the French drain still needs to be done. I'm also regrading the backyard this summer, getting proper sloping done.

 

[maynard]

all the best threads happen when there is no real news from the 'Verse to discuss

 

[Bambooza]

The Jdrain on the walls is getting done right after Easter. But yes, the French drain still needs to be done. I'm also regrading the backyard this summer, getting proper sloping done.

Damn. I just wanted to dig holes in the ground. Then again I did have the pleasure of driving a mini ex through the garage side door to excavate dirt and concrete for a new addition to the house.

 

[Blind Owl]

Damn. I just wanted to dig holes in the ground. Then again I did have the pleasure of driving a mini ex through the garage side door to excavate dirt and concrete for a new addition to the house.

You can still dig holes! Come on up, haha.

Through the door? That sounds like all the fun!

 

[Tealwraith]

This is my second favorite German joke:

After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be - Bonn or Berlin - a compromise was struck: Paris.