The Ultimate Poll

[NaffNaffBobFace]

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A finer chain of memes I have never seen!

 

[StdDev]

A finer chain of memes I have never seen!

Is that a question?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Is that a question?

It is a exclamation of joy disjointed by the sheer awesomeness of the memes displayed. Yoda also suffered from this condition but because English was not his first language he would have said it as "A finer chain of memes seen I have not!"

Grammatically, it should read "I have never seen a finder chain of memes!"

Interestingly the Ultimate Poll agrees with me when I asked it "Have I seen a finer chain of memes?" as it classes this as a pair, not a chain, so the answers are yes, no and maybe all at once...

 

[Blind Owl]

This poll is still active? This is worse than the US elections!

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

This poll is still active? This is worse better than the US elections!

Edited for accuracy. ;)

 

[Blind Owl]

Edited for accuracy. ;)

Haha. Truth!

 

[maynard]

This poll is still active? This is worse than the US elections!

'like' farmers clearing and ploughing new fields

 

[Blind Owl]

'like' farmers clearing and ploughing new fields

Hmmmm, interesting. I wonder what they use for fertilizer.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Hmmmm, interesting. I wonder what they use for fertilizer.

In my case: 55% imagination, 15% boredom, 11% Ass-hattery, 8% cliché, 2% Fun, 1.9% Anti-Fun (the secret ingredient is Anti-Fun) and 0.1% Smarm. Smarmyness is pretty potent stuff so 0.1% is more than enough.

This is served on a base consisting of equal parts of 'Unexpected', 'Weird' and 'Mixed Leaf Salad'. No one ever touches the salad so you can reuse it over and over again just like everyone thinks restaurants probably do, but it is important it is there as with a good meal the Garnish really does effect the enjoyment.

Adding 10mg of Cetirizine Hydrochloride works wonders for allergy sufferers too, especially on summer days.

 

[Blind Owl]

In my case: 55% imagination, 15% boredom, 11% Ass-hattery, 8% cliché, 2% Fun, 1.9% Anti-Fun (the secret ingredient is Anti-Fun) and 0.1% Smarm. Smarmyness is pretty potent stuff so 0.1% is more than enough.

This is served on a base consisting of equal parts of 'Unexpected', 'Weird' and 'Mixed Leaf Salad'. No one ever touches the salad so you can reuse it over and over again just like everyone thinks restaurants probably do, but it is important it is there as with a good meal the Garnish really does effect the enjoyment.

Adding 10mg of Cetirizine Hydrochloride works wonders for allergy sufferers too, especially on summer days.

Just reading your Science got me drunk. Kudos.

 

[maynard]

I hereby declare this thread Necro-worthy

 

[Bluetek]

The Ultimate Poll saved my life! Literally

 

[James Gunn]

My Vote is as follows: Yes, no, and Maybe. You're welcome.

 

[Blind Owl]

I see we're polling, US elections style! I like it.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

The Ultimate Poll saved my life! Literally

The power of the Ultimate Poll is open to all who are brave enough reach out and embrace its awesome potential.

 

[StdDev]

I see we're polling, US elections style! I like it.

Da, net, mozhet byt' !

 

[Blind Owl]

Da, net, mozhet byt' !

Sounds about right, comrade.

 

[Varku]

When a poll is made, invariably there is a forum member unable to vote in it as their opinion is not represented.


Fear not brave souls, for you now have this: The Forums Ultimate Poll! When someone cannot vote in your threads poll, link this and all shall be well!

And what could be better than the three options above? That's right! Multiple choice! No not doing it for you? Then choose No and Yes! No and yes not covering it for you? Then Maybe is the one for you! You want all the answers? Then choose all the answers! And you can change your choice later! It really is the Ultimate Poll!


I have left the subject untitled so you can use it whenever you want for whatever you want, either for use when there is no option for you in another poll, or just for everyday life when you really need to give and gauge opinion on something like "Should I eat this thing I found at the back of the fridge?"

Get voting!

I demand to add: "We are Owl!" to the Poll.
It's relevant I think

 

[Deroth]

How is 'More Beer!' still neither an option nor pointed out as lacking before now?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I demand to add: "We are Owl!" to the Poll.
It's relevant I think

How is 'More Beer!' still neither an option nor pointed out as lacking before now?

I can answer both of your requests at once:

The request for more beer must be made in a question form to function with the Ultimate Poll Interface (UPI). "More Beer!" can be made compatible by simply changing the ! to an ?, and likewise with "We are Owl!"

"More Beer?" and "We are Owl?" are now fully compatible with the Ultimate Poll, as Yes, No and Maybe are all more than sufficient to answer these. Why have further overly specific options when Yes, No and Maybe are more than capable of answering - especially when voted for all at once.

Do not doubt the Forums, if not the words, Ultimate Poll.