There are no stupid riddles

[Blind Owl]

Anonymity

Nope, but good answer!

Silence

Exactly!

Correct.

As a whole I am both safe and secure. Behead me and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again and I am the partner of ready. Restore me and I become the domain of beasts. What am I?

Stable

This is brilliant!

I can not crash and burn, but I can burn and crash.
I can not see the TV, but the TV can see me.
What am I?

A stoner? Lol

 

[Tealwraith]

What is more beautiful than the face of your god?
More evil than a devil's forked tongue?
Live men who eat this die slowly.
Dead men eat this all the time.

(My favorite riddle from Elder Scrolls and the only one I remember. Easy, I know, but still fun.)

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I can not crash and burn, but I can burn and crash.
I can not see the TV, but the TV can see me.
What am I?

Stock markets?

 

[Vavrik]

I can not crash and burn, but I can burn and crash.
I can not see the TV, but the TV can see me.
What am I?

a TV remote control?

 

[FZD]

a TV remote control?

You're on the right track, but it's not a household item.

 

[SoloFlyer]

What is more beautiful than the face of your god?
More evil than a devil's forked tongue?
Live men who eat this die slowly.
Dead men eat this all the time.

(My favorite riddle from Elder Scrolls and the only one I remember. Easy, I know, but still fun.)

nothing

 

[Vavrik]

You're on the right track, but it's not a household item.

Great, I don't remember enough of this stuff to figure it out fast, and for some reason it's invaded both of my thinking molecules.

 

[SoloFlyer]

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete fell out. Who's left?

 

[FZD]

Great, I don't remember enough of this stuff to figure it out fast, and for some reason it's invaded both of my thinking molecules.

Yes, this can go way over your head and you wouldn't even notice.

 

[FZD]

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete fell out. Who's left?

Pete

 

[Grimbli]

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete fell out. Who's left?

The Spanish Inquisition!

(You didn't expect that, did ya?!)

 

[Vavrik]

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete fell out. Who's left?

I think the correct answer goes... on and on...
Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete fell out. Who's left? Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete fell out. Who's left? Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete fell out. Who's left?

... and so on. I remember this one from somewhere or one like it.

 

[Vavrik]

Yes, this can go way over your head and you wouldn't even notice.

I'd notice a spotlight.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I think the correct answer goes... on and on...
Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete fell out. Who's left? Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete fell out. Who's left? Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete fell out. Who's left?

... and so on. I remember this one from somewhere or one like it.

Could you repeat that please.

View: https://youtu.be/CkdyU_eUm1U?t=19

 

[FZD]

I'd notice a spotlight.

I like how you're orbiting this riddle, but no, it's not a spotlight.

Damn, just came up with a good addition to the riddle:
"I go round and round while staying still"

 

[FZD]

I foam at the mouth, but I'm not angry,
I fulfil a need by making it worse,
I make people honest, and honest people to go awry.
What am I?

 

[Lorddarthvik]

I like how you're orbiting this riddle, but no, it's not a spotlight.

Damn, just came up with a good addition to the riddle:
"I go round and round while staying still"

Spoiler: Answer

Satellite?

 

[Grimbli]

I foam at the mouth, but I'm not angry,
I fulfil a need by making it worse,
I make people honest, and honest people to go awry.
What am I?

Pfft, beer. How has no one here gotten this instantly.

 

[Vavrik]

Pfft, beer. How has no one here gotten this instantly.

Was that a riddle? If so my answer is "work".

 

[Grimbli]

Was that a riddle? If so my answer is "work".

No excuse! People here have a sixth sense for beer. And me, the guy who doesn't drink, gets it.