Things I would rather have in SC than a Tank

[Grimbli]

I was thinking of a white powdery line . . .

Sure sure. Talcum? Baking Soda? Chalk?

I got what you need!

 

[Blind Owl]

Sure sure. Talcum? Baking Soda? Chalk?

I got what you need!

Lye?

 

[Grimbli]

Lye?

I'd never lye to you!

 

[maynard]

Hey now! I'm the pervert here, stop stealing my lines!

if you think you have a monopoly on perversion in TEST

think again

 

[Blind Owl]

I'd never lye to you!

Oh good. But how do we break down the bodies?

 

[Grimbli]

Oh good. But how do we break down the bodies?

Don't have to. Plenty of desert to dump them!

 

[Blind Owl]

Don't have to. Plenty of desert to dump them!

Hmmm, well then, I'll take a line of credit.

 

[hardroc77]

now you dont.

Now that's great news.

Remember no good story started with “here hold my salad”

Or "Please saw my legs off."

This is true, but I foresee plenty of zany antics coming from us wacky TESTies following the words, "Hold my beer a moment & check this out

Okay. We line up two Tonks facing each other. Gun barrel touching gun barrel. On the count of three, both fire and the one who travels backward farthest looses.

I was thinking of a white powdery line . . .

Sniiifff. That makes me feel so sad. Sniiifff, I don't know why.

Lye?

No he's telling the truth, I swear.

Don't have to. Plenty of desert to dump them!

Wait. Don't some of us have Reclaimers???

 

[Grimbli]

Hmmm, well then, I'll take a line of credit.

Curses! Bamboozled by the Owl again!

 

[Talonsbane]

How about some Tonk jousting or demolition Tonking? Maybe launch some Porgs with Tonks at people standing around the verse Angry Birds style?

 

[MegaMonkey]

What about hover Tonks?

 

[Blind Owl]

Sniiifff. That makes me feel so sad. Sniiifff

Haha, the bad old days.

Curses! Bamboozled by the Owl again!

:owl::maple_leaf:Happy to be of service

What about hover Tonks?

But that would require some store of gravlev tech. And that is just crazy talk!

 

[MegaMonkey]

But that would require some store of gravlev tech. And that is just crazy talk!

Hey we can always use balloons

 

[Blind Owl]

Hey we can always use balloons

Genius!

 

[Grimbli]

:owl::maple_leaf:Happy to be of service

Wasn't the service I was hoping for, but that'll do Owl, that'll do.

 

[hardroc77]

Haha, the bad old days.

I can't remember mine.

And that is just crazy talk!

That's what they said about the Pioneer.

 

[Blind Owl]

Wasn't the service I was hoping for, but that'll do Owl, that'll do.

Hahaha, that'll do Donkey, that'll do.

I can't remember mine.

I wish I couldn't.

That's what they said about the Pioneer.

And you still bought one. ;)

 

[Stevetank]

TANK!

 

[hardroc77]

And you still bought one. ;)

Yeah. I'm such a ship whore.

TANK!

TONK!

 

[Blind Owl]

Yeah. I'm such a ship whore.

I wasn't going to say anything. Also, I'm not judging, haha