I don't think I can give up my daily Twinkie fix...SC or no SC :)
When SC releases I'll look like a Twinkie too. My frame of thought is Twinkies don't likely have an expiration date, so I'm likely an immortal tubular shaped yellow man with squishy innards.
Don't forget about raw, all natural honey, when treated right, it can last nearly forever. Scientists have found sealed containers of honey that are thousands of years old. Which would be perfect for helping you last the 930 years to wait for SC to become RL.
CIG is also quickly approaching the 2/3 of a billion dollars raised mark. It wasn't long ago they smashed past the $500 million mark & all the anti-SC salt miners were going nuts again.