I hate to ruin the fun here... but it's illegal to mail alcohol for personal consumption in the US with very few, very explicit exceptions. It's a felony actually.
UPS and FedEx won't usually ask any questions, but I would *NOT* ship via USPS. And make sure that shit is impossible to break open or leak through the box if it does break (use multiple sealed bags and bubble wrap). Shipping flammable liquids is also a huuuuge no no if you don't sign all the right forms when shipping (it is legal though).
Anyway, back to the birbs.
ZOOOOOP!