Xian Dildos
- Thread starter GrumpyCat
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and Mary Magdalene giggles
Raither
Captain
The dude does not abide.
All things to everyone though I guess, if that's your bag baby, then yeah baby yeah!
All things to everyone though I guess, if that's your bag baby, then yeah baby yeah!
Every day we stray further from god.
If there's any reason to have a war against the aliens this is it. Der terkin errrr jerrrrbs!
I do love the quote "Its not the most comfortable thing in the world" lol. Rigorous TESTing
My favorite is still "Esperian licensing has gone too far."
Everyone needs their fix. If it makes the Xian more personable then I say by all means have at it.
He may be using it wrong then.
can i get you one for your birthday?
I can't unsee that. Every time I see a Xian in game I won't be able to to not think of this.
Shadow Reaper
Space Marshal
Thanks for the warning. I didn't need much reason to skip this, hence I escape unscathed.
So no one else has to I looked into researched the reproductive systems of land tortoises/lizards as that's what the Xi'An appear to be based off.
Findings: Their Johnsons mostly appear to be pink so although the the redditor gets points for enthusiasm i'd say they may be minus many more for basic biological accuracy.
And my internet search results are now ruined forever.
For the GLORY of TEST!
Findings: Their Johnsons mostly appear to be pink so although the the redditor gets points for enthusiasm i'd say they may be minus many more for basic biological accuracy.
And my internet search results are now ruined forever.
For the GLORY of TEST!
And closer to the Xi'an Fertility God.
With that in the search history maybe you'll get the Xian dildos in adds.
Was disappointed that Vanduul weren't the first dildos........