Dragonslaya54
Space Marshal
:joy:Well congrats on being the smartest TEST member here, the fact you even found out the powerplant was missing is intriguing. Great story though keep it up!
Here's a hint...
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YES! Your first TEST flight! I want to fly with you!(or maybe not fly...depending on which components I remove that appear surplus to requirements)
Well I wouldn't want to appear to be a particular fountain of knowledge... I literally went round clicking on the little blue circle thingy's...
I couldn't work out what was going on and was quite confused for about 5/10 minutes including a number of 'Turn it off and on again moments'
I realised I had removed it completely by accident again when I had forgotten that I had looked at the little blue circle thingy and it said
Power Plant - Blah Blah Blah
Power Plant - None
And realised that something was supposed to be in that box haha.
I've heard that if you chose to remove the Landing gear it can make you better at landing... after having completed the pre-requisite number of epic belly flops.
In the best of TEST tradition!
I got a Connie Taurus and popped it down in the hangar, oh my god it was amazing, I ran up and down opening all the doors...
"Oh my GOD it has a TOILET!"
Hit F to sit on it.
"Oh my DOUBLE GOD i can SIT on this TOILET!"
Hit F to get off the toilet.
Didn't move.
Hit F again. Nothing. Hit every other key on the keyboard. Nothing. I was stuck on the can.
Must be a glitch, quit the game, restarted, sat on the bog again, could not get off the bog again.
Googled it. "You hit F" said Google. Hit it 28 times, it was like I was taping out morse code. Didn't work.
Went on the RSI forum.
Me: "Hi, I can't get off the Shitter in my new Connie."
Everyone else: "You have to hold F."
Ah. Hold. Yeah, I could get off the toilet after that. Never got back on after that.
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You have to release the suction action to stand up.
Man oh man are you going to shit bricks when the current piece of buggy shit Cutlass get's updated in 3.0
Then again, I sorta expected that from the Cutlass... it always felt like it should be "more".
What completely threw me off was the Aurora Rework... I mean... the thing looks absolutely awesome now, like a little Terrapin.
If they keep it's sturdy hull and decent max shield (on the LN at least and going by statpages which I admit is foolish) and make the Hardpoints reasonable (4x S2 would be OK) I'd actually want one.
haha......... done the same a while ago, but never told anyone about it...... DOH !!!!!
delete last message.......... DELETE I SAID !!!!
Maybe it was your ingame character telling you that you need to check your diet.... That or something really interesting was going on in the verse and he was far too interested in Candy Crush to be bothered to get up...
Takeiteasy
Space Marshal
I remember the "Ah HOLD F to get up!" when I snuck into someone's aurora and went into the bed without them knowing. Little did I know he stopped got up and saw me so I tried to get out... Nope. Used chat and was told "It's F" but nope nothing. So the nice pilot flew me at full speed into an asteroid and killed us.
Only days later did I know the keybindings had changed and I could have gotten out and shot him as I intended.
Only days later did I know the keybindings had changed and I could have gotten out and shot him as I intended.