Captain Call
Space Marshal
Welcome to the outfit - now have drink and enjoy a fun crazy bunch
nope not possible, cant be us killing each other. The Keg of knowledge states that the ground and all landing pads hates us, therefore throwing themselves up at us every time we land. Its just one of those strange anomalies that we will never fully understand.A kill on site order in a beta test? Oh the META.
Welcome to TEST. We won't actively try to kill you. It just naturally happens during take off and landing
I went the other way: preemptive baldness. Bald is beautful. HaIt hasn't completely fallen out yet but its getting there I'm at that point where I have to keep it long or people really notice.
Yeah, I used to have a forehead, now it's a five or a six headYou forgot to say we are mostly old farts to with Grey and receding hairlines.
Keep telling yourself that. I was doing the same thing until someone told me I was starting to look like Ben Franklin. Now I keep what's left of it long because it's not worth $10 to spend 2 minutes in a barber chair!It hasn't completely fallen out yet but its getting there I'm at that point where I have to keep it long or people really notice.
yep, almost a 5 head up front, long in the back. I've also got a couple of ponytails stashed away from when the universe was young for replanting if I ever feel the need to reverse the process :)Keep telling yourself that. I was doing the same thing until someone told me I was starting to look like Ben Franklin. Now I keep what's left of it long because it's not worth $10 to spend 2 minutes in a barber chair!
Someone hasn't gone through the TEST mandated Double-Fisting course. That, or you took the wrong Double-Fisting course and are now a shuddering husk of what you once were...able only to lift a single sudsy delight to your face at a time. Solution: Beer helmets.The only kill list we have is to kill all beer in the verse, one drink at a time.
I will enroll in summer drinking school immediately.Someone hasn't gone through the TEST mandated Double-Fisting course. That, or you took the wrong Double-Fisting course and are now a shuddering husk of what you once were...able only to lift a single sudsy delight to your face at a time. Solution: Beer helmets.
One of my co-workers I recently met up again with after years of being at different ports got that Asshair transplant thing I laughed so hard.Keep telling yourself that. I was doing the same thing until someone told me I was starting to look like Ben Franklin. Now I keep what's left of it long because it's not worth $10 to spend 2 minutes in a barber chair!
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