Captain Call
Space Marshal
Welcome to the outfit - now have drink and enjoy a fun crazy bunch
Did I join something by accident?
- Thread starter RatatoskTheSilent
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nope not possible, cant be us killing each other. The Keg of knowledge states that the ground and all landing pads hates us, therefore throwing themselves up at us every time we land. Its just one of those strange anomalies that we will never fully understand.
Oh, welcome to test, Ratatosk. The only kill list we have is to kill all beer in the verse, one drink at a time.
I went the other way: preemptive baldness. Bald is beautful. Ha
Yeah, I used to have a forehead, now it's a five or a six head
Keep telling yourself that. I was doing the same thing until someone told me I was starting to look like Ben Franklin. Now I keep what's left of it long because it's not worth $10 to spend 2 minutes in a barber chair!
Welcome to TEST, Ratatosk The Silent! A KOS order from ADI, huh? Lucky bastard!
yep, almost a 5 head up front, long in the back. I've also got a couple of ponytails stashed away from when the universe was young for replanting if I ever feel the need to reverse the process :)
Han Burgundy
Space Marshal
Someone hasn't gone through the TEST mandated Double-Fisting course. That, or you took the wrong Double-Fisting course and are now a shuddering husk of what you once were...able only to lift a single sudsy delight to your face at a time. Solution: Beer helmets.
I will enroll in summer drinking school immediately.
One of my co-workers I recently met up again with after years of being at different ports got that Asshair transplant thing I laughed so hard.
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
That's Captain Asshair Head
BluePilote
Space Marshal
Yay! Two new ship names from the same thread! The Asshair Transplant and The Exploding Kitten!
Amon Morell
Space Marshal
